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Everyone: Alastor doesn’t curse
Alastor:
𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓹𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓫𝓪𝓰?!
Coke/Coca-Cola didn’t become entirely cocaine free until 1929 which means that Alastor may very well have actually been on crack half the time and it’s something that brings me never ending amusement
Do you think the wiki team would kick me if I tried to change Alastor’s skin tone from grey to brown -
OH SHIT
Someone else already did, and it’s a huge improvement over the lie that was fucking “grey,” but, please, the way they worded this -
That’s not how you spell khaki. Good try tho.
Imagine going up to Alastor, the Radio Demon, and telling him to his face that he has khaki colored skin. The color of militaries and bad fashion choices globally. Tell him that. To his face. Not light brown. Not tan. Not beige. Khaki.
Just because it’s been an official color since the 1800s does not mean it should be used to describe skin tones.
Khaki.
Some other Alastor screenshots that are near and deer to me
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I am not suspicious, dont mind me staring creepily at your family portrait
Screw gravity it’s jazz time
“Bitch, say that again -“
Once again I promise that I Am Not Evil
Head banging
Picture of Innocence
I can’t stop wheezing over whatever is happening with his face here
Torn between anticipation and yelling “Fuck!”
5 year old dragging tired friend to amusement park
There’s an open mic comedy show going on.
Alastor steps up to the mic and says he’s going to do a sailor impression. Everyone braces for terrible sea and ocean and sailing puns.
Instead he just cusses for 5 minutes straight.
Worth it just for that one joke
Charlie, after years and years of failure at the Hotel: Wait, so... it was all just a lost cause?
Alastor, standing behind her: Always Hazbin.
the trans/nonbinary mood of the day
(the alternative answer is “None of the above”)
