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[sillymuses]

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"Hexcuse me, have you seen a floating kettle go by here by any chance? It's stripped with three spouts to it! I don't think one could miss it. Well, unless your head was upside down and what not."

[angelichooves]

"I'd totally fuck you" (my vox to your vel)

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Velvette raises her eyes from her phone to look him in the eyes. She could take the statement as is, or she could be bratty about it for fun.

✥✧∘* "Mhhh--you could. But, would I let you? Don't think you've really been deserving of these cheeks lately."

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[lowplacez]

" GIMME THE DEATH BURGER ! EXTRA DEATH SAUCE !!! " (nikki would probably fit right in the bigtop burger universe ngl fjsjdndndb

💀 ── “ WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE DEATH BURGER? THAT'S A SECRET MENU ITEM! ” 

[ he shouts back to match the customer's energy, but it's all in good fun. however, the DEATH BURGER ( with death sauce ) is very much a real, ‘ secret menu item ’ that they had released exclusively on Yahoo Answers. ] 

[voxluntas]

❛ there you are. oh , ANGEL do you mind if i borrow you for just a quick moment ? i would like to have just a little chat. ❜

voice sickeningly sweet , honey dripping from the words. more like rotting meat , the way the threat floated through the noise. it was always so easy to tell when he was pissed off , there was no amount of sugar spun words that could hide it. the only factor not known was exactly how pissed off he was.

enough to quell his anger with a few well placed words ? perhaps , if the other was lucky.

── .✦ @hcllraiscrs / SC.

[lowplacez]

" heyyy, you're, uh- ch - chase, right?? i'm so sorry, we've never really - OFFICIALLY met, heh.. " - 🍔 (teehees at you)

💀 ── [ a member of Z.OMBURGER'S RIVAL TRUCK approaching cued a suspicious sneer from Cesare ... but THIS clown wasn't much of a threat, she was more of a golden retriever ; likely only coming over to shake paw and make friends ( which might be exactly what Steve WANTS him to think ..? )

he's never been fond of being called ‘ Caesar, ’ but would take it over being called ‘ Chase. ’ he'll let it slide, though. if he thought it was intentional, it'd be the worst form of psychological warfare that B.igtop Burger had cast upon him yet … ] 

“ Chay - saray ... ” [ he leaves an uncomfortable beat of silence, enough to allow the information to settle. ]

“ It's cool, though. Don't worry about it. We haven't exactly all stood in a kumbaya shaking each other's hands. It's not like I know yours, either ; I call you ‘ Ponytail. ’ ”

[blackstardiopside]

" woahhhh... which sailor are you?? :00 " (nikki got into anime thanks to nerris pfff-)

"Sailor?" Pondered the alien woman for a moment. It didn't take Black Star too long to realize Nikki was likely referring to the Sailor Scouts and not the people who worked on boats. Following a chuckle, Black Star would simply shake her head and smile. "Oh sweetie, I'm not a Sailor Scout. I'm a Gem! We're a race of aliens from space!" Her enthusiasm was showing and the alien was even waving her hands in the air.

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[rxckstarinrcd]

" woahhh, where'd you get that hat?? " nikki almost wants to grab it off the slightly smaller kid's head, but decides against it. " is the A for your name?? maann, id love to have a hat with the first letter of my name on it.. "

The boy immediately felt a burst of ‘show-off’ energy, and he proudly puffed his chest out, hands on his hips.

“It’s my merchandise,” he informed her with a bright smile. “My brothers and I are in a band, y’know! Alvin and The Chipmunks? Huh. Never heard of us?”

He quickly bounced back and grinned. “Sure is! The name’s Alvin- I’m the lead singer.” He reached out to shake Nikki’s hand. “Nice to meet you. What’s your name?”

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[jaxadaisical]

" hiya, jax! you're looking extra purple today. " - 🦋 (figured I'd throw him at bunny man too hehe)

⸺ ❝ You know it, Kingy. See, you have your days when it seems like the screws aren't all loose. Which is like, a solid five or maybe even ten percent of the time. But hey, stroke a man's ego and ya won't catch me complainin'! ❞