#he be crazy

[eclairsnme]

Seriously tho?

[onesassybiatch]

I'm so fucking lucky to have found someone who endlessly puts up with my bullshit and still loves the shit out of me

[asparagus-and-artichokes]

I'm wondering why my crazy ex boyfriend from High School, who cheated on me and then blamed all his emotional problems on me keeps casually texting me... 

It makes me uncomfortable. He caused me a ton of emotional distress and I don't really like him... at all.. can't believe I ever thought I was in love with him. Wtf. 

[almostkfc]

Dad: What're you doing?

Me: Planning to burn my biology teacher at the stake. Wanna help?

Dad: I'll get the matches.

[poorvibes]

Today my religion teacher said that sex is an invasion of the female body and that a penis is not meant to be there.

[that-kid-icarus]

Is it wrong that my best friend refers to me as 'Nigga Duck'?