#he cleans

[omgshesblowinbubbles]

Don’t Twinkify my Shane but also don’t Dumbify my Ilya! He does not need a sex ban threat to pick up his socks, he knows Shane doesn’t like stuff on the floor. He does not eat McDonalds while shane cooks dinner. His goal in life is to be a good boyfriend and make his man happy and he is very good at it.

[christiangeistdorfer]

AYRTON SENNA, 1992 || [x]

[lethalpitch]

dex would be a great bf but y'all not ready for that conversation

[gothicashworld]

Sony really went "you know our target audience is monsterfuckers so let's make Venom as much husband material as characteristically possible in the trailer" and it worked

[alyakhq]

i always knew we could peg caleb and he'd take it like a champ😋✌🏽

and you know it AGGAGAG

i love whiny caleb, i listened to his whimpering audios whilst writing to give me a boost 😩

i love caleb man, he’s so dreamy and clearly in need of being pegged

[compulsed]

no one talk to me today, vivimeng just canonized malewife luka.

[nixeau]

I just love the majority of percabeth shippers imagines Percy as a the trophy wife and Annabeth being the bread winner

[m00nsick]

james potter making eggs and looking good as inspired by this tweet