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I looked at the cast iron skillet and it said “make cornbread in me”! So I did. And it was fucking awesome!

Okay now I HAVE to learn about The P stands for MY FUCKING POTS!!!

awwwww its a fluff prompt for the batfam :D (i've only gotten the synopsis down and mid intro but nothin gmore, unfortunately but now you get the summary)

but the main idea is that jason's been working his ass off in crime alley and the batkids are worried about him and they gather at his house to talk to him a little and cue some cute conversations and moments before Dick looks at the messy apartment and has the brilliant idea to clean up!!! Everything!! Everything ever!!!!

Jason comes back, it's a heartfelt surprise and honestly he's kinda teary-eyed because hey, it's a nice gesture and he hasn't had time to do much and Damian's arranged his books in alphabetical order and they've cleaned under his couch and his arsenal and his kitchen and.... and his dishes...

they put his seasoned cast-iron wok that was a gift from Alfred in the dishwasher. years of seasoning that beautiful pot gone. down the drain.

he flips out and no one is allowed in his apartment every again.

idk i just really wanted some fluff and a little mad jason who barely gets calmed down when Duke has to give him a new set of brand-new pots to let them cross his threshhold again :D

#batfam #jason todd #jason todd fucking cooks okay #literally #he cooks #batfam fics #batfam fluff #batfam stuff #look at them being adorable #i want them to be adorable #so bad #feel free to take it honestly if you want just tag me in it so i can read it #i'll put my own twist on it.... later...

So good I could cry

#although the 10 minutes is a lie they need to go in the oven for about 20 to get completely cooked #he speaks #he cooks #he bakes

Sony really went "you know our target audience is monsterfuckers so let's make Venom as much husband material as characteristically possible in the trailer" and it worked