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[lovevalley45]

i was looking thru my s4 screenshots for the first time in a while n i saw a file that i thought i was looking for but when i opened it i

[little-noko]

How much HP does Paper Crane have?

My- HP ?

*You try to access his stats.*

*͖̗̫͈̜̩̻̹̺̭̱͙̲̼̰̦͎ͦ̌͐ͮ́͠ ̢̡̼̮̣͍̜̤̟̙̭̻̹͙ͬͨ̈ͤ͐ͭ̓ͧͧͯͥͭͧͩ̄ͧ͌̚S̴̴̢̼͓̙͚͕̹̯̦̉̆͆̂̿̇̐͗ͨ͂̑ͩA͒͒̉̓̊͛ͨͯ̑̅ͬ͋̄́ͫ̾̊͜͡҉̣̙̪̞̙̜͖̙̗̯͖̩̬̠̯̜̪͇̬̀N̵̰̼͓̊͋̈ͩ͋̍̒̈̿̽ͩͬ̀̅̔̕S̶ͤͪͦ̌͒̿̔̽ͪͮͭ̔͋͌́̄ͪ̄̚͜͏҉̠̖͙͎̺̩͕̪͘ ̣̟̬͚̭͔̝̘̠͍͙͖̒̎̿ͣ̔ͮ̆͋ͯ͠͝ ̴̢̥̝̩̭̜̟͔ͫ̌͋̔͐̈͂ͧ̓ͧ̌͂ͣ͑̇ͣ͑́͡X̢̛̦͙̗̠̗̗̟̗͖̪̙ͩ̒̉͒̾ͭ̏͆̅ͪͭ̉̈̋ͦ̊̇̀͢ ̈̎ͪ̉͏̹̳͈͙̭̱̬̹̩̥͉͞ͅͅA͆̑ͤ͒̋ͪͣ̐͜҉̣͍̫̪͕͓̞͚͎̣́ͅŢ̝̪̼̤͆͋̈̂͢K̵̪̩̰͖̰̯̗͕͕̖͈̼͉̑ͮͣͤ̆ͯ̽͊̇̈́́ ̵̷̛̝̥̩͙̲̰̼͉̪̠̮̙̐ͧͩͬ̉͝ ͐͆̾̆̌ͭͣͭ͛͌͏̸̧̯͖̻̖X̡̢̫͈̼̙̗̟͕̩͚̰̫̣̩̫̙̭̖̓͗ͪͣ ̡̹͉͍̗̬̙͖̘̰̪͋͑͐͐ͮ͋͐ͧ͌͐͒̓̆̚̕͜͝D̷͎͔̤̬͍̬͍̻̜̭̭̹̦̤̰̠ͪ͐̅͐̉͐̆ͧͪ̊ͩ́̚͘͘E͋͆́ͫ̈͊҉̧̧̲̘̰͇̗̮͙̰̯̤͚̞̳͎͇̼̦͘͢F̴̵̧̢̨̺̹̘͖̙̝͓͎̖̲̠̠̖̭̰̪̫͍͇̗̲̫̜̯͇͔̠̲̫̂ͫͣ͆ͨ͊̒̇̌ͭ̒̂͘͞͝͝*̨ͬ̎̂͊̅͏̸͈͙̱̦̟͔̘̞͙̬̹̥͠ ͊̊ͭ̃̈҉͉̳̬̠T̴̪̳͍̱̻̭̼̬͇͓̲̘͖̜̮͍͛͐ͩ̓͆ͩ̓̓͢͞͝h̵̝̣̟̞̫̤͍̩̥̜̻̣͇̰̫͕͙͗̐̒̈̇ͭͭ̅͐ͨ̄ͭͬͭ̍̀ë͙̪̘ͫͤ̇ͥͤ̔̈́̈́ͨ͒̑̏́͟ͅ ̴̸̹͚͚̯͍̜̪̠̯̺̟̹̱̜̘ͦͣ̒̅͋̓ͥͮ͗ͨͪ̃ͣ̐̊̍̾̚̚ͅe̡͙̬̩̹̲̻͈͇͙̺̫̩͓̦̠͉̲͉̽ͣ̏̽ͪ͑̚a̡̡̰͎̭̲̼͔̠͙̙̣̙̲ͮ̾̀̄̊̃̃ͯ̋͞s̺͓̳̜̼͎̘̝͈̘̼̍̋ͤͧ̕͜͝í̢͖͍̰̲͕̠͙̫̘̼̘̼͂̃ͤ̇ͫ̿̅͗́͆͐̀͜͟e̡̳̣͔̤̥̰̙̯̜̝̩̼͐̿̊̆ͯ͑̍ͮ̇ͬͤͭ̄ͭ́͞ͅs̴̘̪̤͉̱̙̹̰͕̈̈́ͥ̾̽̃ͭ́́t̷̨̡͆̋ͭ̈ͫͥ̄̎͂̂ͮ̽ͩͤ̍̽͏͈̼͎̘̬̪̞͇͔̠̯̗́ ̴̤͇̞͈̯̱͕̒͒̆̿̽ͦͮͧ̍̒ͦͭͭ̿̏̉͝͡e̷̡̡̛̠̖̰̳͎̺͖͙̩͉̰̞͎͈̫̺̩̪͊̊ͣ̎ͭ̂̿̽̄̒̐̉̆͑n̡̛̲̟͎͖͇̪͔͛ͯ͒̇͗ͧ́̒̊̈̈́́̚͢ȅ̬̟̖̞̜̯̼͎̳͍̮͓̺̖͚ͥ͗ͫ̊͒ͤͭ̍̔̌ͨ̄͋͜͟͞mͫ̇̐͏͏͚͔̹͓͕̱͈͇͚ͅͅͅy̢̹̦͓̩̦͖̦̪̮͚͓ͬͬ́̐ͩ͂͑͞.̵̴̴̥̘̖̰͉͙̼̤̗̳͍̬ͥ̃͂̄ͧ̈͑̾̃̋̆̍ͫͬ̈͆̐ͪ̄̀͢͜͠*̛̮̗͖̘̙̼̲̱͖̭͑̇̽ͮ̉̒͆͑̐̂ͮ ̷̴̷͖͔̲͎̩̬̖̳͙̑̐̓ͭ̈́͒̉̊̉̅͑ͅC̴̴̢͙̰̹̦̠̣͙̖̺̰͚͛ͪ͂ͣͬ̐̐̓͟ḁ͙̰̱̻ͭ͒̾ͧ͂ͬ͊́͞n̵̡̖̲̙̖̺͈̬̠̰̳ͫ̎ͪ̈͂͒̆ ̡̤̙̭̫͔̣͍̆̓͐ͥ̂ͩͤ͌ͣ͊͊ͣ̑̔͒͜͢͠͝o̴̖̼͙̙͉͎̲̙̱̤̙̍̾̾̓̈̑͒ͧ̀͘ͅn̶͕̱̺̹̖̲̤ͤ̎̐ͨ̇̈ͭ̓̂ͫ́̀̚͞l̶̦̫̱̙̲̠̈́͌̓̐̽ͣ̑̈̃̔̅̚y̶̛̮͉̝͎͌ͮ͌̄̿̃͐ͨ̄ͪ̋͊̊͐ͬͫ́̕͠ ̴̢̜̬̜̐̿͛͆̈́̋̏̔̉ͯd̴̛̒͗ͮ̏̅ͭ̆ͫ́͏̶̟̮̙͓͓͈̗̕ē͓̲͎͈̥̝̜̐͌̊̑͐̀͘͜ȃ̵͇̣̯̞̫̫͔͇̪ͦ̈́̽̽̅̉̂ͪ͛ͧ̆͗̂̒̍̐͢͝l̸̷̍̃̈́͒̍͗̍ͤ̔ͮ͋̓͐̎͐҉̘̩̮̰͇͕̯̼͎͔̙̼̜̹̻̭͎͝ ̡̘͔̹͇̝̼̖̥͙̗̗̤̈ͭ̾́̋ͩ͗̇̌͑ͭͫ̉̄̚̚͢X̵̹͔̟̳̲ͧ͆͂̒ͤ̐̿ͥ͗͐̍̇̎̽ͨ̊̾̉͝ ̡̺̯͚̤̒̒͋̒̿͋̋ͭ̓̃̈́̏̀͌̎͒ͫ̚̚͘d̟̰̯͙ͯ̆̾̎̑̂̓̐̿ͪ̌ͭ̏͛̀͡ä̴̛̰̥̟̲̪̣͚̣͚̳́̓̈́̐͛̆͆͂̂̄ͧ̀̀̚͢m̨̢̧̦̮̝̳̠̠̻͚̜̦̝̗̫͈̫̾ͤ̾̍̿̕â̶̵̻̥͕̥̣̹̫͛̐ͯͮ͗ͤ͂ͩͩg̡̢̡̱̦͎̠̙̓̿͂̌̔̃ͬ̎̑̎ͬ̑ͦ̐͢͟ē̶̖̼̹̖͙͇̯͛͆̆̿̈́͊̆͒̆ͦͮ̿͐̉̅͑̓͘͠͝.̨ͧ̍̀̅ͮ͋͂̽̑̐̎̀̓̉̽͌ͯ́͏̤͕̮͍͚͙͈̩

*They’re not his…

[melty-8ball]

“So I checked an’ yeah it’s poisoned.”

“DID YOU EAT ANY?”

He doesn’t respond. “GOOPY DID YOU EAT ANY.”

“Yeah.”

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. I KNOW YOU CAN’T EXACTLY DIE BUT I DON’T THINK OTHERS WOULD ABUSE THAT JUST TO HAVE CHOCOLATE...”

“Yeah, but can they do this?!” His legs buckle, and he hits the floor. God dammit. Now Mango has to drag him outside and dump him in a bush, no way is he letting this idiot freak people out inside.

[psychic-master-will]

(Bad pick up lines for when the storm is over. Stay safe!) Karen walks in and opens a journal to psychic puns. "It's destined you and I met because I was sent to heal you with an internal chakra massage." "I've been practicing my intuition and its clear I'm in-to-you." "Hey with you and I together I can predict us having a good night." "I know your future, it's me." "Let me read your palm, but not on the table~" "Don't talk to that guy, he'll only lead to heart break. I on the other hand."

SEND MY MUSE A SHITTY PICKUP LINE: Accepting!

As Karen rhymed off each one, Will’s laughter grew to the point where tears were streaming down his face and he was struggling to catch his breath. Whoever wrote those was clearly not a psychic, which made everything that much more amusing.

[ohbeautifultrauma]

Do you think you can survive a night of stimulation and no release, not even being allowed to touch your partner. Warm breath against your hole, the teasing touch of the tip of a tongue, lube slick fingers exploring your tight hole and opening you up for release. No cumming.

{ private }

“Oh... Lord...”

“I’m not... So sure I’d be able to survive that... Sounds - really good, though. I mean... Yeah... I think that’s something I’d like to try. Too bad, I don’t think that’d happen to me. I mean, you have to have someone first, right? To do it with? And, yeah... Well... I can just imagine things, I guess... But, yeah...”

[birdfvcker-blog]

Nothing is more satisfying than telling someone to go to Jacks office

[praestigii-a]

"Happy Halloween!" He hands over a candy bar with a grin and then crosses his arms over his chest. It's tripped to explode confetti upon opening, and he simply can't wait to see it happen.

He narrows his eyes at Demyx.

“…Indeed.”

Still, he decides to give the blond the benefit of doubt – why, Zexion, surely you know better – and takes the offered candy. Apparently his sweet tooth is stronger than his voice of reason.

So when the insides of the wrapper explode in his hands, Zexion actually jumps a little and lets out a startled noise. (He’ll deny both to his grave.) Covered in confetti, he glares at Demyx, failing spectacularly at looking any scarier than an angered kitten. Still, if Demyx knows what’s good for him he’ll start running any second now.

“Very clever.”