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vaughn • 27 • bird mutant i'm an accountant for hyperion and that's about it!

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human: *gentle “owl” hooting*

actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams*

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That’s even better ! Take me

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ON IT. :^!!

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Rhys no.

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let them take me Vaughn I’m ready

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Owls > eagles let me take you

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Rhys no.

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MORE BIRDS.

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ah yes, snakes. the long dogs. the ploppy puppies. the lively noodles. the snoot boops. the excited spaghettis

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@hypericon

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I’m still at home no worries.

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Oh!

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You did??

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Yeah..? I can see posts my dude

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Haha right..

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Yah.

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You did??

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Yeah..? I can see posts my dude

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Are you sure?

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Yes

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Also hey… Guess who’s human…

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I...noticed TBH.

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Are you sure?

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Yes

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Since when did birds lay eggs

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I meant actual birds.

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I have never laid an egg in my life.

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Since when did birds lay eggs

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   ……………

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Having to pee real bad but you don’t know whats happening……

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   vaughn: is dead as dicks    rhys: in trouble @ any time @ any capacity of hurt    vaughn: is alive as ass

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   Uhhhhh………I’m gay w/ you. Duh.

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Fair point.

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#your eyes are really pretty you know#eye contact is hard for me but#i like yours#is that weird to say?#sorry haha it just.. came to mind

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