#he doesnt learn

[batshikns]

guess who just spilled water right on my face.

[gikairan]

Bede keeps saying stuff like "how could YOU beat me?"

And I'm just like

My dude.... You have a FULL psychic team... I have a dark type on my team. It's not hard to 1 hit ko you

[subtlesam]

So I taught my dog the command "Push it" to help me with doors when my hands are full. So he will open the door all the way if it's not latched just closed. Well... now he just assumes that doors will open if he pushes into them and most times he runs full speed at them... and sometimes they are completely shut. 

[apaya-asks-blog]

Everyone who's anyone ships Diamiosis, darling.

The name does sound pretty dope.

[hollow--ichigo]

alice-the-chain replied to your post: … *kicks in balls without second thought, much has been learned from Otae*

*looks coolly at the pasty parasite* Touch me again, and I WILL rip them off *no joke*

"allright, allright, take your PMS elsewhere"