#he is a muppet

[electronicmail]

did you call elmo a muppet whats your problem

at least when im a stupid fucking bitch i dont go around advertising it

[tumbleofdorks]

I have watched 1(one) episode of Columbo, and I fear this may become a habit.

[blaney-and-clyde]

chase cries to this song btw

[holyinkubus]

in conclusion,

[amorgansgal]

Partner has decided to eat some mouldy ham today, so I've said if he falls ill it's entirely his fault and I will feel no sympathy for him because I begged him not to!

[alittleoptimistic]

h5 ford pines in minecraft <3

😂😂 Yes

[tricitymonsters]

If mori was a muppet he would be the love child of that weird dude named Pepe and Animal the drummer. Don't ask why he just is.

Literally from proto-mori's earliest days Animal was always a part of his chemical composition. Back in the day i knew this drummer who was a straight edge guy- he was super sweet and protective of younger punks and i seriously respect his convictions for being able to abstain from drugs and alcohol in those environments- but he was the angriest, most ludicrously animated drummer I have ever seen irl. Mori needed this fury and ability to headbang and keep time for 30 minutes straight it a kind of hot i can't explain.

Pepe is if mori's dick shrimp tattoo suddenly became sentient and gained a body. In case you don't know pepe, he's mori's best friend now

[moonlight-marrow]

Thinking about him <3