I wanna do a one-shot/headcanons of OPLA!Smoker x Reader with a reader who just relentlessly torments him for fun.
Like I just feel in my soul that he would turn bright red and snap his cigars in half and be a grumpy butthead for at least 24-hours if you call him Captain Pretty-Boy
Regardless of how true it is
I mean LOOKIT HIM.
Captain Pretty-Boy™
just like don't point out he's blushing or he'll throw you in the nearest available holding cell, indefinitely



















