#he is lying

[nightcatty]

[chris-boulder-redfield]

Did Albert use his tentacles on u

In any way

If so

How do they feel to touch

I.... N-no.

[i-am-a-subway-boss]

Are you afraid of heights, Emmet?

"...n-no?"

[ultra-magnus-official]

Hey, postal service here

We have a package for you. Mailer said it's a really big weighted blanket

They also requested we tell you not to beat yourself up over the minibots, and to remember to take care of yourself.

@messenger-anon

Ah, thank you.

*He holds the large weighted blanket in his arms, knowing damn well he does not sleep enough and when he does he he usually just passes out at his desk*

…I will put it to good use.

[justglacier12]

"hypnotizd cant fucking spell" headcannon single-handedly carrying the stars on your skin

chapter 2 of petals is very much underway!! i am like. 1/5 of the way through at 1390 words and done with the first section

writings gonna be slow but steady- i dont want to give exact dates but expect it within two weeks

[wintrala]

me when people seriously think that armand turned daniel out of spite:

[thesonadowshow]

Hey Eggy, with all these drunken shenanigans and the whole 'Sonic and Shadow having hooked up' and everything.....

Does that make you the biggest Sonadow shipper out of all of us?

- 🥚Anon (In honor of calling you Eggy)

I don’t ship them! I didn’t want them to do that! But the ratings are good so I’ll allow it.

[teatimealfie]

“ Hi Alfred! “

@batmans-sidekick-robin

"Greetings child, are you injured? If so make sure you find master Bruce. I have come down with a sudden infliction."