#he joking

[eclipse-monster-au]

Ok.. do you want me to stay or leave once you fall asleep..?

🩶

Moon: eh, why don't you stay, maybe I can use you as pillow

[mortalorder]

“All men and women are equally thot”

-my bf

[knghtes]

hewwo vawan!! uwu ben swolo woves rey so vewy vewy much!! what would you do if he decwides to just abandon you and the kwights to be with her?? owo

“ the order doesn’t tolerate traitors. so, kill him. what else would i do ? ”

[lizzingtonclub]

"Did you see it? He's driving himself!"