#he loves lying

[snailsfall]

[z-nightt]

‘Dan talks to me a lot about music and i dont really care’ ok phil. whats with the look then ??

[0nlyhere4phil]

"can a fact not just be a fun thing you tell" PHIL WHAT NO not when it's fake dear

[owmypheelings]

Phil should throw a fake story in here’s the thing every once in a while just to make sure we’re paying attention

[gargoyl3city]

More....

[theperksofbeingstupid]

cellbit:

[snailsfall]

[junior-asparagus]

Was the Tuck Everlasting thing a way to avoid legally paying taxes as an adult

Uh.... no?