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@junior-asparagus
honesty hour - do you think life is actually the same now that your mom is back?
"I'm only like, 5? (Chewie will fact check this eventually) so I don't know much. But I know life here is never the same. Which, I guess is a good thing?"
❛ please don’t make me say it. saying it is gonna make it real and i’m not sure i’m ready for that yet. ❜ from bob
"Well, if you're not gonna say it, who is?!"
"Megan loves the sound of her own voice, ya think she would do it for me?"
"Oh, definitely. She loves to yap! You could probably ask her to talk and she'd spend 30 minutes telling you why she'd do it."
"I can't confirm or deny due to wanting a little smooch from her." Bob admits. "But some might say you have a point."
"Eeeeewwww I don't wanna hear about your smooches!"
❛ please don’t make me say it. saying it is gonna make it real and i’m not sure i’m ready for that yet. ❜ from bob
"Well, if you're not gonna say it, who is?!"
"Megan loves the sound of her own voice, ya think she would do it for me?"
"Oh, definitely. She loves to yap! You could probably ask her to talk and she'd spend 30 minutes telling you why she'd do it."
❛ please don’t make me say it. saying it is gonna make it real and i’m not sure i’m ready for that yet. ❜ from bob
"Well, if you're not gonna say it, who is?!"
❛ you don't need to be perfect, you just need to be yourself. that's more than enough for me. ❜ from your papa
"Well, sure, but being perfect sure would be fun."
"Like Laura and her checklists?"
"You know how I feel about that, why would you say that?"
❛ you don't need to be perfect, you just need to be yourself. that's more than enough for me. ❜ from your papa
"Well, sure, but being perfect sure would be fun."
"Dad Asparagus looks like an orphan in a production of Oliver! but damn it he looks good in that hat." from your Dad
"Yeah! Ya look sharp, dad!"
"Why thanks son!" He beams with pride. "You're my go-to when it comes to hats."
"is it because of this stupid one on my head?"
Dad's bottom lip quivered "You think it's stupid?"
Realising his dire mistake, Junior shook his head. "Stupid cool!"
At this, Dad got visibly excited "Heck yes my literal son!"
"You really like this hat, huh?"
'everyone thinks you're super weird.' from junior
"I have surgically attached bolts in my neck permanently, so that's not surprising. What's your excuse?"
"Not you bullying a child."
“We all know you’ve been six for a suspiciously long time. This is some kind of Orphan situation isn’t it? You’re just pretending to be a kid because you look younger than you are. You don’t fool me.”
"WRONG! I drank the Tuck Everlasting water!"
“You fool! There was never any Tuck Everlasting water. Haven’t you ever thought about how everyone in this town never ages? Jumanji? Vampires? Tuck Everlasting? Does everyone in this town think nobody else has ever seen a movie before?”
Phil squinted at Junior. “I don’t know what your secret is. But I know someone is lying.”
"Listen. I'll level with you. Actor to actor. I have no idea what the fuck any of these other bozos are doing. But I got my non existent hands on some Tuck Everlasting water. That's my story."
"Dad Asparagus looks like an orphan in a production of Oliver! but damn it he looks good in that hat." from your Dad
"Yeah! Ya look sharp, dad!"
"Why thanks son!" He beams with pride. "You're my go-to when it comes to hats."
"is it because of this stupid one on my head?"
Dad's bottom lip quivered "You think it's stupid?"
Realising his dire mistake, Junior shook his head. "Stupid cool!"
'what's with all those boarded-up houses?' from junior
"Maybe they're painting?"
"Well, what would they be painting?"
"The houses, I thought, but now I'm thinking it might be the boards."
"Well, why would they do that?"
'everyone thinks you're super weird.' from junior
"I have surgically attached bolts in my neck permanently, so that's not surprising. What's your excuse?"
"Not you bullying a child."
“We all know you’ve been six for a suspiciously long time. This is some kind of Orphan situation isn’t it? You’re just pretending to be a kid because you look younger than you are. You don’t fool me.”
"WRONG! I drank the Tuck Everlasting water!"
"Dad Asparagus looks like an orphan in a production of Oliver! but damn it he looks good in that hat." from your Dad
"Yeah! Ya look sharp, dad!"
"Why thanks son!" He beams with pride. "You're my go-to when it comes to hats."
"is it because of this stupid one on my head?"
'what's with all those boarded-up houses?' from junior
"Maybe they're painting?"
"Well, what would they be painting?"
'everyone thinks you're super weird.' from junior
"I have surgically attached bolts in my neck permanently, so that's not surprising. What's your excuse?"
"Not you bullying a child."
"Dad Asparagus looks like an orphan in a production of Oliver! but damn it he looks good in that hat." from your Dad
"Yeah! Ya look sharp, dad!"
"do you remember what i told you last time?" (to edmund from his father the reverend)
“I don’t remember much, I’m afraid.” Edmund (thank u for telling me his name I forgor) coughed. “I’m just a sick little boy and I don’t have much time left. Hard for me to remember much of anything these days.”
"The doctor's say sitting up helps." He tried to fluff the pillow behind his son's back with his invisible hands. "But I am wondering how much of this memory loss is selective."
“What’s that? I can’t hear you. My invisible ears are losing their power due to my deadly incurable disease since these are the olden days.”
"...should we sue NezzerCare?"
“Do you have a good lawyer?”
"do you remember what i told you last time?" (to edmund from his father the reverend)
“I don’t remember much, I’m afraid.” Edmund (thank u for telling me his name I forgor) coughed. “I’m just a sick little boy and I don’t have much time left. Hard for me to remember much of anything these days.”
"The doctor's say sitting up helps." He tried to fluff the pillow behind his son's back with his invisible hands. "But I am wondering how much of this memory loss is selective."
“What’s that? I can’t hear you. My invisible ears are losing their power due to my deadly incurable disease since these are the olden days.”
