#he will learn

[trashcanniballecter]

Svetlana: Shane Hollander! Please inform Rose Landry that I am free on Thursday night. If she would like to hang out. I am free to hang out on Thursday night when I am free to hang out. I am free to hang out on Thursday night if she wants to hang out on Thursday night when I am free to hang out

[noir-et-feu]

I have an absolutely incredible dog...

We walked down by the river today and practiced off-leash recall and tested out how Garrus does on game trails, as I won't be able to keep him 100% leashed on portages, and he rocked it. He never strayed more than 10ft from me, recalled so well, and when we went thru the thick undergrowth, kept popping back to see where I was.

We ended this morning's games with exposure to the kayak. While I use a canoe in the Boundary Waters, the idea is the same and the kayak's cockpit is large enough for both of us to sit - he will be in the duffer seat with me on our trip so it's stellar practice until I can borrow my friend's canoe.

[beethatwee]

Thinking about how King Eclipse would try to bribe/win over the dragon with jewels or gold and offend the fuck out of you

And it just confuses the hell out of him because he’s like “Why don’t you want this stuff? Why are you mad?”

Cue throwing it at him and bonking him in the face with whatever he tried to give you

[kingofthe-egirls]

the biggest conflict that would come up from living with modern au luffy is having the “you need to do at least SOME dishes. and cook at least SOME of the food” conversation

[lesfir]

Lord Astarion lights up his eyes when he wants to impress, intimidate, show power. But sometimes they light up simply out of intense emotion, and he may not control it - and he actually should, the nobles of Baldur's Gate shouldn't know he's a vampire. So he learns to do it by looking in the mirror. It can even happen when he has tasted something delicious. He enjoys it and his eyes 🔴🔴

After tasting the delicious cream puffs.

After he tasted the cream cake from Tav's boobs.

[dark-elf-writes]

For Reborn, trying to kill someone repeatedly is basically foreplay

Tsuna has no idea the absolute disaster courtship happening behind the scenes between Skull and Reborn because he is too busy trying to figure out if Reborn greets all of the people he’s guarding with absolutely mind numbingly wonderful kisses or if Skull had all but dry humped Tsuna on the dance floor of a club “as a friend” but it is absolutely happening and somehow it’s going far better than both of them openly trying to woo Tsuna

[togetherhearted]

Popsicle 🦋