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[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

Musical life: like the boogeyman, one random person is chosen and they have to sing for the whole day or else they’re red instantly. If they can get someone else to sing along then it transfers the curse to them instead.

I feel like Scar would absolutely fall for the sing along boogey transfer /lh

[lemonandlime22]

Ace: Valentines Day? I'm ready. Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on themselves

[complexgods]

@haiq-ality got me thinking about sub dilf atsumu and i haven’t known peace since

[theyreonlynoodlesmike]

Could you imagine if someone ever said the words "reverse racism" to Dwayne's native ass, I-

[windsettled]

@geoknight​ replied ; i honestly thought you meant that venti would eat the bait

                   ( politely ) places bait on a plate;  ❝   — bon appétit ~ ♪ !  ❞

[littlegreypistol]

Chase, sitting on an egg: 

Marvin: Chase, what are you doing?

Chase: I’m gonna be a father again. 

[l4long-winded]

i need holy water but… lip who’s an ass man and loves to eat mdl out from behind, getting his face in between her perfect ass cheeks and sometimes licks a bit of ass as well which makes her absolutely crazy…

WOAAAAH MY EYEBROWS!

i felt the earth shake. lip eating her out from behind-

great now that’s stuck in my head.