#he's a fucking nerd

[alien--cookie]

Charles Xavier has autism

No, I will not be taking further questions, thank you for your time :)

[metalchandelier]

I'd like to take a notice that the postal dude at one point was a action figure collector (he addmits to it it Postal mobile after his house was burnt down + Vince makes fun of him in Postal 2 bc of it right after he fires him)

[schiavonaintherye]

Too lazy to do so right now but if I posted about Sophie The British Bookseller™️ and That Soldier Private Preachery™️ and possibly other OCs from The Jack Fic someday this week would that be awesome and cool? Because I was waiting to have them become main characters in the fic before I posted abt them but I have discovered I write that thing at a snail's pace.

But as I noted in a previous post of mine, Jack Marston x OC content is really taking off at the moment, and I love it as a concept so much. so I was thinking of sharing my little guys from that fic, even though it is taking me a million zillion years to introduce the fuckers. I care about them!

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

I saw Henry Cavill trending and I was like Oh fuck, what did you do? I was ready to read about him killing someone but it turned out that big nerd was only assembling his gaming computer...

[kwantumverstrengeling]

"But do you bake pies on pie day."

“Not that sort of pie, Roadhog.”

“But yes!”

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

Vetinari has come to know the public expressions from the private. Oh yes, there’s much crossover for in general Downey is an outgoing, ready for a laugh sort of man. Most often looking to be pleased and so finds much to be pleased about.

Exhibit A are a few things that have pleased one William A. Downey in the last week in no particular order: 

-- a small, grey dog wearing a knitted jumper (This is one of their End of Day conversations: Downey recounting the dogs he has seen); -- an article about a man in Brindisi who was murdered in a farcical manner; -- news that a famous literary figure lied about his credentials and is, in fact, a phenomenal scam artist; -- a new cheese being sold at the shop around the corner from the Guild; -- the discovery of a new brand of rosehip infused gin; -- the various cocktails he made with the recently discovered rosehip infused gin; -- a small, decorative glass gecko that is now on a bookshelf in his office

Downey’s so excited about murder and scam artists and gin and dogs. I always imagine him reading an article and then announcing “oh this pleases me” before gleefully diving in for more gory details. 

[the-writing-on-the-statue]

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[alifeasvivid]

So like a promise ring? :0c

LOL that’s more of a teenager/university thing… we’re a little past that. A promise ring is like “I promise to promise to make a commitment to you one day probably” and we’re pretty far past that.

An engagement ring is like “I promise to marry you and make a life with you one day very soon” and… that’s not possible for us, whether “very soon” or not.

So… well I had to ask him how he wanted me to phrase it so, this is a direct quote: “It is a whispered, but emphatic declaration to everyone else of my love and a continual reminder for you.”

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