#elijahrambles

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intimate stabbing

outright obsession

confused pining

"no one knows me like you do"

lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

Captain America: The Winter Soldier is one of the gayest movies ever

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Thinking about reader and Soap singing "Dirt Man" repeatedly throughout the day and driving the others crazy. Reader is scrolling through their phone and just starts singing "keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man" and seconds later the team will here Soap (who's in the bathroom) "for when he comes to town". The two go through the entire song, or at least one of them finishes it. Price, Gaz, and Ghost are all dying because it's the 20th time of they've heard it that day (and it's been a week of it).

@void-my-warranty Also thinking about SDJ reader/Simon (because the dynamic void created works so well for this), and after sex, Johnny is laying on the bed with Simon, and just starts "so he won't take me down", and before Simon can tell him (for the tenth time) to "please God shut the fuck up, Johnny", reader chimes in from the kitchen "to his lair, deep under the mountain". They both end up finishing the song in harmony, and Simon has his head in his hands.

Then Simon is doing dishes, and just starts singing it under his breath and just goes 🎵"thats where he keeps his dirt"🎵 and nearly breaks a plate when he drops it back into the sink in defeat.

Edit: bonus points if the first time they start singing it in front of Simon, he goes, "What?" At the perfect time, and feels dawning dread at the devious look that Soap and reader share.

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I'm an absolute slut for 40s Stucky

My boiissssss

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Bucky and Clint and 100% the kind of people who are super smart and capable apart, but as soon as you put them into a room together, there's not a braincell in sight

Just ✨chaotic besties✨

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I wanted to share these nails that my mum painted based on Leigh Bardugo's 'Six of Crows' because I think they're awesome :D

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There's just something so raw and personal whenever in comics, fanart, and fics, Bucky and Nat call each other James and Natalia

It's like "I see you. I know you."

It's so much deeper than just 'Nat' and 'Bucky', you know? Especially after everything they've both been through

And it's not just the names, it's the way they say it. Because to them, it's not just a name. It's something precious

In a world of pain, where they've both been alone for so long, it's everything

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I'm FINALLY editing again after a long slump, and I forgot how fucking funny it can be

Look at them. Wtf 😂😂😂

Me and my brother on the slip 'n slide

GOTTA GO FAST (slightly scary ngl)