#he's probably not wrong

[ymas00]

James May's Head

[cherryredjasperr]

"yeah he just, gives off the vibe of someone who would cry during sex" - my friend talking about dale cooper (he has never seen twin peaks) @rllynchntngwzrd

[thistransient]

"Ultimate Taste of Durian in One Tablet!" made me smile today. Later I spent far too much time reading about whether a 壓片糖果 (what got translated as "tablet") is actually candy or not. Apparently it's...not? Apparently (if I understood correctly) according to the Chinese FDA, 糖果 (candy) has sugar as the primary ingredient but a 壓片糖果 (in addition to being formed via pressure, not heat) must have something else as the primary ingredient, so it's classified as a nutritional supplement (營養品) or healthcare product (保健品). This still doesn't stop "durian tablets" from sounding like something from a futuristic world where all our meals come condensed in a single pill.

[masterwords]

Some random, soft Morgan/Hotch hc that live rent free in my skull.  

Morgan asked Hotch to do a Polar Plunge with him the first year they worked together because he had done it with some of his colleagues in Chicago a few times.  Hotch said absolutely not no way initially but Gideon told him it would be a good “bonding” exercise, so he reluctantly agreed to it.  Hotch hated it with every fiber of his being, he spent the entire rest of the day freezing to death, but he's done it every year since.  He still hates it, but the hot coffee afterward is always pure joy.

When Morgan or Hotch stays home sick from work, they love to watch Judge Judy.  Rossi found out about Morgan one day and told him Hotch did the same thing, so the next time Hotch was home sick Morgan texted him and asked him what cases she was hearing.  A whole new layer to their odd friendship formed that day.

Morgan and Hotch aren't allowed to do FBI fitness training together anymore because the competition gets too heated and they become a danger to themselves and others.   Emily was the first to complain, because they forced her to keep up with them and she said it was harassment. Spencer and Penelope backed her up.  

Morgan has volunteered to babysit Jack more than anyone else.  He just sends Hotch a text and asks if he can hang out with Jack and that means Hotch can go have some time to himself for an hour or two, or go grocery shopping by himself, or just sit in his car and eat a candy bar in peace.  Whatever it is, he can do it.  Morgan has no ulterior motives, he just likes Jack.    

Hotch trusts Morgan more than anyone else on the team in life or death scenarios, and that's saying a lot because he trusts them all.

They don't talk about coffee or music because they can't keep it civil.  They have an unspoken agreement to avoid those topics at all cost.  On long boring flights, Rossi loves to make a comment to get them started and then just walk away.  

[ainawgsd]

Husband keeps saying he thinks Luka might have been laid in our garage. I'm gonna blame that on the fact he was found near the chicken brooder

[catchmeifyoucreon]

.....the host just made a grindr reference, huh

[ktlsyrtis]

what it looks like when you’ve been married forever...

husband: I know it’s early, but you might want to go to bed after this show me: I’m not tired husband: You just look like you could use some sleep me: I look like shit, huh? husband: ... husband: Yeah, you look like shit

[fourlynchclover]

my 7 year old brother: i think bray wyatt watches a lot of horror movies