1,5,9 Hammond, May, & Clarkson
LOL!
stab, shoot or drown
Stab Hammond because he’s got short enough arms that I could get him, shoot Clarkson because he’d enjoy the absurdity of it, and drown May because he’d be entertainingly resigned to it as his vessel went down. And you couldn’t drown Hammond because he’s too buff.
go on a six hour road trip with (no car radio, you choose who drives), sit next to on a six hour plane flight, sit across from on a six hour train journey
Hmm, hard one! Road trip with May and he drives. He’s not going to get us pulled over nor dead and he’ll take the scenic route. Unless we have a deadline to get where we’re going, in which case I’ll drive and I’ll hate it, but it’s still the best choice because I don’t want to have either of the others driving! Although I might get lost, too, because I am shit with directions. With two of us surely we’ll make it to the destination! (Ha. Ha.)
Plane flight with Hammond who will eat junk food and watch a guns-and-explosions movie and not mind when I have to get up and pee a lot. And train ride with Clarkson who will happily share an earbud with me and play good music while I look out the window at the scenery, which is what I like to do when I’m on a train.
watch a soap opera with, go to a play with, watch your favourite movie with
Soap Opera with Clarkson for the running commentary on how stupid it is, play with May since he can actually sit quietly and appreciate it, and movie with Hammond because all my favs are funny and I think he’d have fun.
