#head-cup

[sour-mxlk]

(Continuation of this thread)

@head-cup

Ricky groaned, rolling his eyes.

“Gee, half-pint, whaddya think? ‘Course I’m hurt! You jus’ pelted me with yer little blue bullets!”

This kid. This kid was acting weird. First, he was acting all aggressive; exclaiming how he came here to shove his shoe in where the sun don’t shine, and suddenly he was acting all buddy buddy with him. Unbelievable. Ricky shook his head, chuckling lightly.

“Yer a real weirdo, you know that half-pint?”

[sour-mxlk]

(It's Head-Cup!) Listen here you stupid carton of milk- I'm here just to fight ya for being super ROTTEN!!

@head-cup

Ricky cups his cheeks in terror. “Oh no, is that so?”

The milk carton suddenly pulls out an oversized spoon out of nowhere, and gets into a stance. 

“Come get some then, you dirty son of a dish. You need some scrubbin’.”