#headcanon rant

[nomatopeya]

captain 3 has a sweet tooth and is a big squid sisters fan and hides it from everyone else but the squid sisters themselves so they often go eat overly sweet stuff the three of them and then have pajama party where they all dance and three knows the choreos by memory

[2muchdogs]

May we please see some of your pudgy Kyle evidence/propoganda /pos

omg i lov

most of these are gonna be taken from randm posts i made before all together.. prepare for a lot.. cuz i lovr making up proof for my silly headcanons

So kyles mom is overweight, and i like the idea of that kind of being in his genes?

kyles constantly making fun of cartman for his weight, which makes me think maybe a little that he could be little insecure about himself to add onto thr fact he ofc just wants to make fun of cartman and thst being the easiest thing. Kyle has shown to be insecure about his appearance before, so I judt kinda thought abt it,,, not my biggest proof but just a lil thing I thought of.

Kyle is also 83 pounds, which is 7 pounds lighter than cartman, and I also headcanon kyles short asf (also gets that from his ma..

And if u compare it to Craig or Tweeks it's a pretty big difference (which for some reason doesn't show up when u look it up on google?? So I got a yt clip) here

Also tgis is mainly a joke post but.. whatever heh

I hate him

And that one clip of Mr mackey calling kyle a fatass </3

I dont think anyone is actually gonna read this all but I love ranting :>

[thatonerandompan]

The concept of Dani and Megan having the same sunburn scars from their long hours working outside in the hot sun and the only thing that separates them from what district they’re from is Megan’s rope burn scars and Dani’s scars from accidents with her sickle while harvesting grain.

The concept of Manon being from the ‘richest’ district, quite literally surrounded in jewels her family would make for the capital and still starving nearly every night.

The concept of Manon being from a career district, where eighteen year old trainees volunteer all the time but when she was reaped no one volunteered for her despite only being sixteen.

The concept of Megan and Manon being labeled as ruthless killers because they're from career districts by others, when in reality they were two scared children who just wanted to go home.

The concept of Yoonchae not wanting to die in the darkness because it reminds her of the factories she spent most of her days as a child working in a munitions factory that didn’t allow much light.

The concept of Yoonchae having the burn scars on her hands from the lack of safety regulation in the factory she worked at before her games.

The concept of Sophia also having burn scars on her hands from being the baker's daughter, but never being able to eat anything that she bakes.

The concept of Sophia being from the ‘better’ part of district twelve and she was still just as hungry as Lara who was from the seam.

[luciddaydreamingworlds]

Since Clem can't really come out at school and has to be pretty stealth, they start thinking way too damn hard about what can and can't get them ousted as a transfem. Can't do cheer because, even though there are male cheerleaders here and there, there's not enough to justify risking her identity and safety on it, even though it's something they enjoy. So, what's close to cheer that isn't cheer? Gymnastics seems close enough. And there's enough boys there that she can join and not feel like all eyes are on them. Sure, it's difficult, but what's the worst that could happen?

[*smash cut to a compilation of Clem totally wiffing it at gymnastics*]

[luruinous]

Okay. I know almost everybody in this fandom hates Errink now (at least, from my experiences 😭).

BUT WHAT IF INK AND ERROR WERE BOTH ASEXUALS AND STILL DATED?? Like, imagine Error trying to hint at his feelings by asking Ink about how to get over his fear of touch so he could hold hands with someone and Ink just straight up tells him he doesn’t need to get over his fear in order to be in a relationship. And then Ink just explains the concept of asexuality to Error. It takes a few hours and Error is constantly questioning both the concept and himself, but Ink is patient and since he has a crappy memory, doesn’t hesitate to repeat himself over and over. Error could, of course, still work to get over his fear, but now there’s much less pressure to do so. He feels like he can take it at his own pace without worrying about his partner’s needs. He feels more respected as a person in general the more he and Ink talk about it.

Also I DESPERATELY want to see Ink painting asexual flags onto Error’s cheeks during pride month to celebrate. Like. Just imagine how cute that would be.

[inkiest-silly]

Headcanon sprite edit with a side of yapping

[sillybert]

okok i just felt like restating my opinion on headcanons for canonly trans characters.

- hc-ing a character as whatever is fine as long as it isnt nasty like incest or pedophilia

- attacking people for having different hcs than you is WRONG

- arguing over hcs is stupid and gross

- if you hc a character a certain way out of hate then you do NOT get to have an opinion at all.

- transphobes or any exclusis should not get to have an opinion either

- its perfectly fine not to like another hc or not agree with how a character is in canon if thats just not how you see them BUT that doesnt mean u can she on ppl who have those hcs or like how it is in canon.

that is abt it!!!

ofc this is totally open for discussion if u want