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Healer’s dilemma, or - in our static - just another Tuesday
The reason that white mages are white mages is because that is the colour of our souls, which are made of pure salt.
When you’re the healer and the mesmer in your fractal team runs away from your heals and dies for the 69th time. @fuuinrei
Why yall gotta run away from your healers? XD
Like what you want me to do?
Chase your critical ass down? Bitch I fuckin will don't tempt me
Y’all for the very first time ever, I got kicked from a party. I can and will admit I’m not the best healer, but I generally know when I mess up and will apologize for that. This was not the case. Tank sprinted off without the DPS and I barely kept up. Pulled, and kept sprinting. DPS was so far behind us, I couldn’t see them on the map. Tank used none of his passives to help reduce enemy attack or boost his defenses... or self heals... Nothin’. We wipe. Rather than regroup, he does it AGAIN. We wipe AGAIN. And then I got kicked. Makes sense to me.
Healers Be Like:
Healer: 0/
Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But I'm your Healer,
Don't run off-
DPS&Tanks: RAISE ME!!!
Healer:
Healer: *long sigh*
Healer: seriously wtf?
[disc priest voice] Oooh! Bursting and Necrotic together in the same week! Fantastic! 🙃
A day in the life of a healer
New tank. First run. Minimum gear level: double pulls and dies. "Sorry, I'm still trying to get used to my skills."
Dps: "dude, don't double. Just single pull."
Tank: double pulls and disconnects.
We get to the castle: please do NOT double pull in the castle. The mobs hit hard.
Tank triple pulls.
I FREAKING HEALED A TRIPLE PULL AT GEAR LEVEL AND WITHOUT USING ONE OF MY ABILITIES BECAUSE IM A BONE HEAD.
Also, I may be a badass.
Tanks, if heals asks you not to double don't troll them by tripling. Not cool.