Headcanons I Acquired Through Osmosis
Everyone has gigantic beautiful brains and now these are just part of my belief system
Marleau is a vampire who has sworn a blood oath to protect Ilya in every lifetime
On that note, Ilya was Patroclus and Shane was Achilles
As Ilya becomes more comfortable being out and queer, he gets more comfortable with experimenting with makeup and jewelry (we all saw that diamond choker) and wearing heeled boots and stuff and he and Svetlana serve cunt at the clurb
Shane pays for everything, at first just because that's what he's been raised to believe is "good boyfriend behavior" and then because he learns about Ilya's family demanding money from him all the time and Shane will be DAMNED if Ilya feels that way again
Ilya buys Shane flowers
Shane fucking loves camping. It scares the hell out of city boy Ilya
Ilya knows how to charm all the small locale businesses near him and they all adore him and will slip him extra of whatever he wants
Carter Vaughn has a gaydar almost as accurate as Ilya's but he doesn't fuckin know what it is and it compels him to just become a Loud And Proud Ally around the closeted gays leading them to having a panic attack that Carter knows (he doesn't and never figures out the connection) (Ilya does and uses him like a queer metal detector)
Cliff Marleau has seven older sisters
Cliff and Hayden used to play on the same team and still text every now and then
In the omegaverse, David is the omega and Yuna is the alpha
Ilya and the Pike children love High School Musical
Luca Haas was on fandom tumblr and did run a Hollanov sideblog which he will take to his fucking grave
Ilya cannot fathom the idea that Shane and Rose had bad sex since Shane is the best sex Ilya has ever had
In his private life, Ilya goes by Ilya Hollander. It's on his packages, it's on their Christmas cards, he even got them a custom doormat that says The Hollanders on it
Hayden has to release a statement that says that he is not homophobic OR biphobic, he is Ilya Grigorivich Rozanov phobic
Yuna and David are watching every micro expression Shane makes when Yuna says "sitting next to a Swedish prince! . . . no wait a swedish princess!" to see if there's a difference to try and figure out if he's gay. All they saw was anxiety
After Ilya introduces Shane and Svetlana and Shane gets over his jealousy, they become best friends who analyze hockey together and never get bored of it and Ilya regrets it immensely (its his favorite thing ever)
Svetlana, Sasha, and Ilya have had a threesome
There's probably more but these are the ones off the top of my head.