#heather taffet

[hodginspodgins]

i can’t explain this. i’m sorry.

[hyperionheights]

bones sexuality headcanons

yeah i dont have proof (except angela) i just Know. call it my lesbian spidey senses. disclaimer that those are MY headcanons, you can have your own opinions on those ofc

main characters:

brennan: bi (preference for ugly men... but i digress). she probably started exploring her sexual orientiation in college and came to the conclusion that she's attracted to every gender to varying degrees. she's probably tongue kissed angela a few times pre season 1

booth: cishet ally! ⭐️ he's a bit confused but he's got the spirit, i'll give him that.. bi wife energy start playing whenever he walks into the room

zack: gayboi with a bad case of hero worship for dr brennan. naomi from paleonthology made him realise this isnt really what he'd like to excavate, if you get the gist... ;) (ew)

angela: imo? bi, but it's up to anyone. canon queer and i'm very happy about it

hodgins: bi. putting my foot down on this one- to me, hodgela is bi4bi. one day early into the series angela goes "why is everyone so hot... being bi is so hard" and hodgins is like "yeah, tell me about it" and they have a Oh, You Too? moment

cam: distinguished (ex-disaster) pan. she's all cool and collected now but in middle school she was probably stuttering whenever she saw a pretty girl

sweets: pan. boykisser. i just KNOW. that man is not heterosexual. probably had a few boyfriends in high school too

aubrey: bi? preference for women but in an alternate universe he and sweets are a thing

goodman: token straightie along with booth except i actually like him even tho even tho he took a 2 month sabbatical and never came back

squinterns:

clark: bi. a bit repressed and only realised it after breaking up with nora but as long as he gets there it's fine

daisy: pan. absolute girlkisser. she has the wlw equivalent of whatever zack felt for dr brennan. swaisy is a disaster pan couple.

fisher: pan- and i wont have it any other way. he was 100% checking sweets out when he came over to b&b's in s8, so i like to think when hodgins asks sweets "what is it with you and interns?" in 9x23 he's including fisher

wendell: bi and in a lab au he's dating vincent thank you

vincent: english twink and i think he and wendell should kiss in the lab lost & found

arastoo: straightie but we still love him. pan wife energy since he and cam are married

finn: god, i have No Idea but i have a feeling he doesn't either

wells: aro, and maybe ace too, but fyi even if he wasn't no one would want him

jessica: ... i used to say lesbian but i kinda let the jaubrey of it all get to me... pan vibes perhaps? i'll have to think it over. in another universe she and daisy are a thing too btw

other characters:

caroline julian:... lesbian. no i will not give an explanation for this one. sham marriage and all.

karen delfs: big pansexual energy coming from this random profiler?? i like her

villains: (do not take those seriously, but also...)

pelant: unlabeled. getting strangled by hodgins awoke something in him but he didnt have the time to figure it out between 8x01 and 9x04

taffet: very VERY mean lesbian

epps: heterosexual incel

broadsky: internalised homophobia over booth, clearly

kovac: the man pretended to be married to his sister. i'm not sure i even wanna know

[drcamemesaroyan]

most accurate one fs

[juno-bones]

Deirdre lovejoy who played heather taffet is on netflix show raising dion as charlotte tuck i didnt recognize her at first heard it in the voice

[b-b-b-b-bones]

The episode titles are a ripe source for potential memes and I only realized it today. You could literally make hundreds of these.

[temporiibus]

so my brother and I wanted to do a Bones rewatch with all the recurring villains, so here’s the list of episodes for anyone who wanted to do the same.

Howard Epps: 1x07 - A Man On Death Row. 2x04 - The Blonde In The Game. 2x12 - The Man In The Cell.

The Gormogon: 3x01 - The Widow's Son in the Windshield 3x06 - Intern in the Incinerator 3x08 - The Knight on the Grid 3x15 - The Pain in the Heart 

The Gravedigger: 2x09 - Aliens in a Spaceship 4x14 - The Hero in the Hold 5x21 - The Boy with the Answer 6x11 - The Bullet in the Brain

Jacob Broadsky: 6x11 - The Bullet in the Brain 6x15 - The Killer in the Crosshairs 6x22 - The Hole in the Heart

Christopher Pelant: 7x06 - The Crack in the Code 7x13 - The Past in the Present 8x01 - The Future in the Past 8x12 - The Corpse in the Canopy 8x24 - The Secret in the Seige 9x04 - The Sense in the Sacrifice 10x22 - The Next in the Last (*copycat killer)

The Ghost Killer: 9x12 - The Ghost in the Killer 9x22 - The Nail in the Coffin

The Puppeteer: 11x13 - The Monster in the Closet 11x22 - The Nightmare in the Nightmare 12x01 - The Hope in the Horror

Mark Kovac: 12x04 - The Price for the Past 12x07 - The Scare in the Score 12x11 - The Day in the Life  12x12 - The End in the End

hope this helps.

[hodginspodgins]

[hodginspodgins]

If the Grave Digger has a million haters, then I'm one of them.

If the Grave Digger has one hater, then I'm THAT ONE.

If the Grave Digger has no haters, that means I'm dead.