Heathers if Heather Chandler and Heather Duke were reasonable
Heather Chandler: VERONICA HE LITERALLY MURDERED KURT AND RAM, LOOK AT MAC OVER THERE
*insert Heather mac sobs* Veronica: But he said our love is god Heather Chandler: More like your life is gone, fuck me gently with a chainsaw, Veronica, Jesus. Why don't you just serve me a cup of drain cleaner......oh wait.......JD ALREADY DID Veronica: He loves me in his own way Heather Chandler: He forced you to kiss him three times and was about to kill you Veronica: But he buys me slushys Heather Chandler: He carries a gun and tried to BLOW UP THE SCHOOL
Veronica: well good thing hes dead then Heather Chandler: And so am I *insert JD's ghost*
JD: ALL IS FORGIVEN BABY
Veronica: JD!!!!
Heather Chandler: Oh here we go again
Meanwhile with Duke and Mac Heather Duke: OUT OF ALL OF THE MEN IN THE WORLD, YOU CHOOSE. RAM!!!!!!
Heather Mcnamara: But he's been very sweet and supportive of me Heather Duke: TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS Heather Mcnamara: He's kind and sweet and honest and would never do anything to hurt me
Heather Duke: HES A GUY!!!!!!!! YOU'RE JUST DELULU. HE LITERALLY RAPED YOU Heather Mcnamara: He said I would thank him later Heather Duke: HE HAS NO BRAIN, AND HE DRINKS LIKE AN ABUSIVE DAD Heather Mcnamara: Well hes dead now Heather Duke: THANK GOD
