lucia.

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

can you please come pick up your kinnie boyfriend he's had one bottle of smirnoff ice and won't stop talking about how fucked up he is. he tried to put mother mother on the bluetooth speaker. if he stays here any longer i'm not getting any pussy tonight.

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

if i say i’m a leftist don’t ask me what branch of leftism do i follow or what old white male revolutionary scholars i have read just know that i want everyone to eat food every day and i’m vibing

[justaddthings]

[twitblr]

Used this every time in those candy packets

[weirdmageddon]

the wrong amazon is burning and the wrong ice is melting

[tinynebula]

im in fucking tears akjdjdjJdjfjfj

[sukkanen]

hello i would like nintendo to return us the round Bean

[sarcastic-clapping]

full offense but if you actively enjoy shitting on the mamma mia movies because theyre “badly written” or “over-acted” or “objectively bad” you’re objectively boring and subjectively, i cordially invite you to eat my whole ass. i’m just trying to have a fun gay time and listen to a little ABBA. go back to crying while you jerk off to fight club, gregory. nobody asked you. nobody has ever asked you

[kaijuno]

[tibby]

remember all the articles that came out after stranger things 2 that were like “WE used to HATE steve but NOW WE love him!!!!” like who is we? don’t include me in this. he’s been fun and sexy ever since he threw a house party for 4 people. sorry some of us could detect talent from day one.

[watershiphobbits-blog]

If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist.  It is not “just a joke.”  You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women.  You are not helping, you are not making satire.  You are just being misogynist.

[laterinthecaveoflesbians-deacti]

Yes, this includes you gay men.

[valtsv]

[luntfontanne]

i don’t even go here but asdklfj;laskj fucking LEGEND

[bucky-eats-plums]

[macden]

me setting 7 alarms in a desperate attempt to not oversleep for once

[decaygirl-deactivated20210101]

people will hate on e-girls, gamer girls ,horse girls, vsco girls, alternative girls, makeup obsessed girls, masculine girls, basic girls, nerdy girls, sports girls, girls who wear revealing clothes, and girls who don’t, confident girls , insecure girls, and literally every other type of girl to ever exist and still pretend that it’s not the misogyny

[valtsv]

*acquires a new hyperfixation* great! this should keep me going for the next 2 months or 24 hours

[alternative-politics]

Legend