#heathers funny

[morphean42]

I love how we’ve all agreed Kurt and Ram were actually gay and in love. Like, it doesn’t matter whether you like them as characters as not, they were most definitely a couple.

[adorabbbit]

tryna get to jd to stop him from blowing up the school but i’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting him that i’m here

[heathersasdfghjkl]

Everytime I think I’m over my Heathers obsession I hear Christian Slater’s voice and I’m like oh no. Oh no. Here I go again.

September 1st 1989

Dear Diary

[blackcatarts]

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[le2712]

Sometimes I wonder if my mum regrets having children when she hears her 16 yo daughter sing "you make my balls so blue" in the shower, but then I think you could afford condoms, don't complain now.

[heathershq]

heathers characters as things I've said

Veronica: can you do that like a person, please? just act like a human being, please.

JD: [watching a can being crushed in science class] could you kill a person like that? asking for a friend.

Heather Chandler: all the boys in that hallway just parted for me to walk through and i didn't even have to say anything

Heather Duke: i would be perfect if i could just kill you and take your personality

Heather Macnamara: please don't invalidate me I'm fragile like an egg filled with tears

Kurt and Ram: I'm straight but this would be better if it was more gay

[thequeenofthefangirls045]

Meant to be yours Heathers, how it was supposed to go

JD: you chucked me out like I was trash-

Veronica: BECAUSE YOU ARE TRASH

[slacker413]

Basically.