“There’s a special providence in the fall of a sparrow”
—Hamlet
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
My Interests (favourites are highlighted)
Movies: Back to the Future, Asteroid City (and all Wes Anderson, Brokeback Mountain, Donnie Darko, Project Hail Mary, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Alien, Blades of Glory, Spider-Man (all media), Clue, the Danish Girl, Hocus Pocus, Jurassic Park, Megamind, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Princess Bride, Rat Race, Spirited, Velocipastor
Television: Psych, Scrubs, Dead Boy Detectives, BBC Ghosts, Doctor Who, Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Dispatches From Elsewhere, Malcolm in the Middle, House M.D., Black Monday, Heated Rivalry, Umbrella Academy, Heartstopper, New Girl, Our Flag Means Death, Parks and Recreation, NewsRadio, The Good Place, Veronica Mars, Schitts Creek, Third Rock From the Sun, Ex-BBC Sherlock lover, but we’re like divorced and bitter about it and sometimes we have sex in the bathroom of a bar and argue the whole time
Books: Good Omens, The Book Thief, Fahrenheit 451, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Frankenstein, Into the Wild, The Chronicles of Narnia, Sherlock Holmes, The Great Gatsby, If We Were Villains, The Secret History, This Is How You Lose the Time War, City Beautiful, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Princess Bride
Theatre: Newsies*, Little Shop of Horrors*, Alice by Heart*, The Marvin Trilogy, The Notebook*, The Outsiders*, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Hamlet, Fat Ham*, Macbeth, Cymbeline^, The Tempest^, A Midsummer Night’s Dream*, Art, La Bête^, The Trial of G-d, Arsenic and Old Lace*, As Is, Heathers*, The Notebook*, The Outsiders*, Cabaret*, the Book of Mormon*, Boys in the Band, Operation Mincemeat*, Merrily We Roll Along, Kimberly Akimbo*, Anastasia*, Tick… Tick… Boom!, Hadestown^, Evita^, Cinderella^, West Side Story, Ride the Cyclone, Unicorns Almost, Clue: On Stage^, The Normal Heart, Les Mis*, Phantom of the Opera*
* I’ve seen it live
^ I’ve been in it
Music: Marina, Elliot Smith, Miracle Musical, the Beatles, the Front Bottoms
Video Games: Stardew Valley, Detroit: Become Human, Red Dead Redemption 2, Uncharted, Marvel’s Spider-Man, Hollow Knight, The Stanley Parable, Sly Cooper
Other Fun Facts
- As seen by my Ao3 account, I’m a writer first and foremost
- I’m an aspiring actor and am pursing a degree in theatre
- I really enjoy history, so if you want to talk about your favourite time period, ask me something, or recommend books about history, please do so!
- Two days ago I learned a bunch of the younger people I work with are terrified of me. Apparently I’m intimidating, but I promise I’m nice and cuddly
- I drink roughly three cups of tea a day
- I am a very old man at heart. Technology and I do not get along, I have never used a texting abbreviation in my life, I’m not entirely sure what any modern slang means even though I hear it nigh constantly, and I exclusively wear button up shirts (when the weather is warm enough, of course. I don’t have quite the collection of sweaters I desire so the winter months are considerably less fashionable for me)
- I enjoy tennis and skiing
- I need more friends to have intense homoerotic relationships with that neither of us will ever fully understand, so, come talk to me if you so desire!

























