Headcanons!!
- Heavy drinker
- Honestly he probably smokes when alone
- Kind of an attention whore
- Portrays himself as strong and resilient even when he's not and has a big ego because of it
- Has a pretty bad lisp and he's sorta embarrassed about it
- In his 60's+
-He'll get super pissed if you mention it a lot
- Despite that, he still tries to speak formally, but that just makes everyone laugh at him more
- A Big perfectionist and a sore loser
- When I say sore, I mean Sore.
- Stubborn as hell
- Works literally all day everyday
- Has the highest pain tolerance you'll ever see from a man as old as him
- Showing your emotions to other people making you look vulnerable as hell? Pshh, nawwww
- Inferiority Complex to the max
- Toxic Masculinity to the max
- 6'5 and pretty muscular
- Agony from other people being in deep pain? Hilarious.
- A Very closeted bi who may or may not pretend to hate relationships so he can look strong when he really is pretty pathetic
- Is forced to live in the Wall
- Definitely has two pet owls (One a snowy owl, the other a Great Grey Owl) that he can call to on demand. Don't ask how he got them. Don't.
- Lived in Russia before moving to Canada with his family.
- Was an only child and was ― As his parents would describe him ― a mistake. Their words, not mine-
- Didn't have many interactions with his mother since she didn't really care about him at all.
- His father put the messed up narrative in his head that men are supposed to be strong and powerful.
- Honestly? Fuck it. Little fucking spoon.
That's it,, for now! Feel free to give me some more headcanon ideas!