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Rule #2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones.
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Rule #4: Tell them you tagged them.
1. What was the last thing you heard someone say?
My roommate saying “Later.” As he left for work.
2. If you could hang with any celebrity for a day, who would that be and why?
Oh geeze, umm...so many choices. I’d actually have to go with Sir Ian Mckellen, and just to hear what he’s got to say. Man’s live an amazing life.
3. Can you do an impression of a pterodactyl?
Yea, sure. *Puts on a stethoscope* Hi kids! I’m the magical medical pterodactyl!
Yus. Teach me the ways of vodka drinking and speaking French/Polish.
5. Pizza for breakfast: yay or nay? Explain in the form of a rap verse.
(I suck at rap) Cold Pizza and Warm Beer is the breakfast of champions...yo.
6. Imagine someone hands you a free plane ticket to any destination in the world. Wouldn’t that be fucking awesome?
Yes it would. I’d go to Europe, getting to the specific countries is cheaper than getting to the Continent it’s self.
7. Would you pet a baby penguin? Why/why not?
Hell yes. Because baby penguin, thats why.
8. Ever had hot choclety milk before sleep?
Yes, I have. It’s fucking delicious and you’ll sleep like a baby penguin.
9. What would you do if I (tumblr user troubleshootingspacekangaroo) transformed into a giant shrimp right before your eyes?
Bow down as a new Elder God has arrised on Earth. And perhaps start melting some butter. (I kid, I kid.)
10. Favourite non-alcoholic beverage?
Coca-Cola. Love me some Coke.
11. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen a person do with their tongue?
Use it to eat a Cicada. They go Crunch really loudly.
1. What is your favorite color?
3. What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden Swallow?
4. If you had a million US Dollars, what would you spend it on?
5. If you could own any animal, extinct or alive, as a pet, what would it be?
6. Have you ever been to a hospital, and for what?
8. Have you ever fired a gun?
9. Do you play any card or board games?
10. Do you think these questions suck?
11. What is your favorite band?