#hedon speaks

[hedonic-sidhe]

Okay rant time.

Pregnant men exist. Not just as an uwu mpreg fanfic trope or a joke. Just because you think pregnancy is gross or icky doesn’t mean you can’t treat pregnant people with respect, regardless of gender or sex. Even in the queer community, trans men who choose to carry their children are seen as an anomaly or as betraying everything they’ve worked for. They aren’t. If I carry a child, I’m still just as much of a man.

Also, I understand if the idea of pregnancy is dysphoric for many trans men. I do. But trans men being pregnant isn’t an excuse to exclude them from queer spaces or treat them with anything less than the same respect you would anyone else. Many trans men experience dysphoria regarding the idea of pregnancy, but many don’t. Their body isn’t your business. Don’t be fucking weird.

[hedonic-sidhe]

There’s something so achingly pathetic about suction cup dildos. Like, if you suction them to the floor or a wall you have to slam yourself down on it, fucking yourself onto your toy like a whore because you can’t get enough. You’re doing all the work, because you need to have something inside you so bad that you took a fake cock, attached it to some random surface, and started using it to fill your needy holes because you were so desperate to be fucked. It’s perfect, honestly.

And don’t even get me started on making a sub fuck themselves so a dom can watch how needy their little slut gets.

[hedonic-sidhe]

I know I have a god complex when I dom sometimes, but what about a god complex sub???

Not just a sub top, but a genuinely submissive partner that still has the arrogance and disdain of someone who sees themselves as a divine being. Only, this holy figure is being held down and fucked: something so averse to their nature that it disorients them a little bit. Uncertain how to react because they’ve never been broken like this before. A god among men, now being treated like a common whore.

To have a deity crying underneath you, their holy countenance all but vanished as you get them so cumdrunk and stupid that they forget what being a god felt like in the first place.

[hedonic-sidhe]

I wanna cuddle on the couch with your fingers inside me. Not even trying to make me cum or get me off, but just keeping me full and only really moving when you want to tease me or if your hands get sore. Let my cunt flutter around you while we’re cozy and sleepy. Let me fall asleep like that.

[hedonic-sidhe]

Men cannot get pregnant you fucking mentally ill retard! You obviously don't get it and never will....

Hi buddy! Big feelings, huh? Does it make you feel better to send slurs to strangers on the internet when someone disagrees with you? Do you really think sending me this message is going to change my mind, especially when you’re approaching me apropos of nothing? I don’t know who you are, nor do I want to if that’s how you treat people you’ve never met.

I’m not going to dignify this with a good faith response because you never wanted that in the first place. You saw my post, dusted the Cheeto dust off your greasy fingers, and decided you were gonna send this message to express your feelings because you can’t throw your tantrum to me in person.

Despite this, I hope you have a wonderful day, and come to the realization that no one fucking asked.

[hedonic-sidhe]

Aww, poor baby. Do you need me to touch you? You’ll have to work for it. Let me tug on your leash while you play with yourself. Put on a show for me so I know that you really want it, and as soon as you get close, stop. You can do that, right? You can be good for me?

Prove you deserve it.

[hedonic-sidhe]

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[hedonic-sidhe]

Take a bath with me?