#heeellppp

[hauntedaether]

describing how weird i think typical dating culture is to my friends and realizing how horrifically aromantic/arospec i am

[northernrammsteiner]

Mein Land photo book photos- "RUUUUUNNN, THE LADIES HAVE GONE RABID, THEY'LL EAT US ALIVE !!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE !!!!" 😱😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[tobringchaos]

dear ones please recommend a fanfic that genuinely made you laugh. it doesn’t have to be a comedy on every page but something with moments or lines that really got to you ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ i really need something like that for my heart and mind right now. any fandom, any ship, any rating absolutely doesn’t matter!! just your recommendation

[corpsesnuffi]

The universe wants me to DIE and SUFFER and HATES ME SO MUCH (I have a tummy ache)

[girzapata6]

I'm back with the stupid bots again because bored.... And......... ABSJSKAJSJJS GODDAMMIT--------

[cherrywineisawaltz]

Alright Steve Rodgers you can put it in but be quick I have a dick appointment with Andy later

[therealnikkisixx]

room full of hookers drugs n beer and i am stil lso lonely!!!!!!!

[pockettron3000]

why the hell is my throat so sore and my ears are clogged and painful im so tired of being sick every other weekend