#heematite

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Cat's eye: By the way, to whoever is working with me tomorrow; Once that solar eclipse thing happens, I'm leaving y'all in a rush or not. I'm going outside so... this is a pre-sorry and thank you!

Hematite: Cat, buddy, if you look at the eclipse, you'll literally go blind.

Cat's eye: I'm blind in one eye already sooo... am I really losing anything? Either way, does that mean I get workmen's compensation since I'm technically on the clock?

Hematite: NO! IT'S NOT A JOB RELATED INJURY, C A T!

Heematite: They don't pay you to be a dumbass.

Hematite and Benitoite: Then what are they paying /you/ for?

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Heliodor: "bruh... i'm d e a d a s s hungry rn" *calls the pizza place on their iPhone 4*

Heematite: "ya pizza what u want?"

Heliodor: "lemme get uhhhhhhhhh.. BONELESS PIZZA wit a two liter of Coke"

Heematite: "fuck kinda pizza?? and 2 liter machine Broke we got 1 liter tho"

Heliodor: "fuck u mean B?"

Heematite: *silence*

Heliodor: "ight look lemme get that pizza B O N E L E S S"

Heematite: "uh? pizza don't got bone on it"

Heliodor: "tf did i just say then?"

Heematite: "u said Lemme get it B O N E L E S S like pizza got a damn bone in it"

Heliodor: "yall got bones in ya shit then"

Heematite: "nah"

Heliodor: "so what's the problem?"

Heematite: "D I C K H E A D name one pizza that got bone on it"

Heliodor: "just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh how many times i gotta say it"

Heematite: "bruh jus explain to me how tf pizza can be boneless?"

Heliodor: "if it don't got bone in it iss b o n e l e s s"

Heematite: "son what school u go to"

Heliodor: "dawg i dont understand the problem just make my shit b o n e l e s s Deadass"

Heematite: "i'm deadass not making this pizza.."

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Heematite: I hate you with every inch of my being!

Snowflake Obsidian: Zhat’z not a lot of inchez.

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Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don’t work on!

Heematite when she’s been on earth for a year and she’s still an asshole

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Labradorite: Y'alls average pineapple, once peeled and cut, makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes, the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won't fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time y'all eat pineapple from a can someone else has the can that has the rest of the same pineapple. That means y'all can share a single fruit with a stranger hundreds of miles away and I think that's beautiful.

Heematite: How much sleep are you getting?

Labradorite: Not enough, Heem.

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I’d walk through fire for Lab. Well, not FIRE, because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.

Heematite