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I see you have come to the right person to ask for a drunken story, wa ha ha.
16 → A drunken story
When I was 19, my co-worker invited me to go out with her after work. We went to a place where she knew the DJ so we got free booze all night. I got so drunk that I ended up throwing up behind the DJ console and then immediately took the next emergency exit (my mind was blank, I couldn’t use my brain anymore).
I found myself in a brightly lit corridor, it was really psychedelic and creepy, I needed to get out but was unable to find the door back to the club. So I kept walking down that corridor until I found a lift. I went inside, pressed some buttons and eventually ended up inside a shopping mall in the middle of the night. I wandered around, panicking that all doors would be closed and I thought I’d be trapped there all night.
Eventually, I found a bar that was just about to close and I honestly did a really embarassing Indiana Jones-style leap through their half-closed shutters. Then I collapsed in some corner, thew up even more and and sat in my own vomit until I could get up and walk home.
My friend was really mad the next day and I got banned from that club. I usually know my limits very well but this one experience was kinda extreme, lol. I’m normally a fun person to drink with, tho!
