Height Starters
because height difference
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Tall
“Hey I could totally use your head as an arm rest.”
“Can’t reach it now, can you?”
“..do you need me to grab that for you?”
“How’s it going down there?”
“Huh? Who said that? Oh it’s you. Sorry, you’re pretty far down there.”
“Sorry, I didn’t see you behind that grain of rice.”
“Is everyday like Attack on Titan for you?”
“Your height is cute. Don’t feel bad.”
“What? You'll have to talk louder! I can't hear you up here.”
“Jesus Christ when will I stop growing?”
“I need to buy another pair of pants because now I’mnearly too tall for these.”
“Why is your seat so close to the steering wheel?”
“I won’t make fun of your height. I wouldn’t stoop that low.”
“Walk faster.”
“Yes, I play basketball.”
“No, I do not play basketball.”
“Geez, I’m almost taller than this doorway!”
“Being tall has its perks. You’re a really great view from up here~”
“I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to put it up that high! I wasn’t thinking!”
Short
“I’ll bite your arm off if you use my head as an arm rest again!”
“Give it back! Stop using your dumb height against me!”
“Can you help me get that from the top shelf please?”
“I think I need a taller stepping stool..”
“Hey! I’m not that short!”
“Don’t mess with me. I’m closer to hell.”
“Can you give me a lift?”
“Put me down!”
“How’s the weather up there?”
“What is it like to be y’all and actually be able to reach stuff?”
“No! I’m determined to reach this myself!”
“All the best things come in small packages.”
“Thank goodness for heels...”
“Stop walking so fast. My short little legs can’t keep up!”
“I’m not short! I’m fun sized!”
“You’re literally a tree.”
“You’re 5′4, how dare you call yourself short!”
“Looks like we’re both out of luck. We’re both too short to reach shit.”
“Maybe if we stand on top of each other..”
“I’m gonna be the bigger person in this sit- hey! Quit laughing, you know what I mean!”
