#banters

[bleedthebeat]

more arum hawke (and compassion) inquisition banters, this time with varric and the rest of mullein’s party. and one more with cole

[bleedthebeat]

some arum hawke inquisition banters i’ve been slowly working on

[pellelavellan]

Pelle: well, when I woke up this morning I didn’t imagine I’d be fighting dogs in the fade.

Hawke: dogs?

Pelle: yes! Hunting hounds to be precise.

Hawke: …

Pelle: do you…not see them?

Hawke: no?

Pelle: but you were fighting something. We all were.

Hawke: yes, spiders. I was squashing spiders.

Pelle: …oh. Well that complicates things.

Solas: We are in the fade. What you may perceive as spiders may be hounds to another. It is fascinating that way. We all see what we want to see.

Hawke: I can promise you the last thing I want to see right now are giant spiders.

Pelle: we are all seeing different things…We’re afraid of different things.

Dorian: ah! Personalized tiny terrors. My favorite.

[hollow-burst]

random thoughts, but if Dragalia still alive, imagine the Edward and Xander interaction. (Banter and all, but somehow they get along, surprisingly)

[akmwrites]

grumpy x sunshine prompts where the sunshine loves getting on grumpy’s nerves and their snarky comebacks, please?

Of course my lovely anon! thank you for this wonderful ask!

Ko-Fi|Twt (posting updates and bts on there)

Sunshine poking and annoying grumpy and the next poke sunshine almost gets their finger chomped off.

Sunshiine dragging grumpy around the store and Grumpy is just so done with it and almost chases Sunshine with their cart.

Grumpy dragging Sunshine's ass in the game when Sunshine is just distracted with the world building.

Grumpy was just minding their own business when everything changed when sunshine just inserted themselves in Grumpy's life.

Grumpy being done and just staying in a corner of a party while Sunshine just flocks over and just countering Grumpy's vibes.

Dialogues:

"Aw come on grumpy! am i getting on your nervse? Am I? Am I?" "Almost, I'm this close to chucking you out of the window" "Awe! we both know you love me too much!"

"Awe! grumpy is actually the sweetest person you'll ever meet!" "Shut up! I have a reputation to uphold"

"Well if you actually smile more it'll be a better look on you" "Well if you talked less you might see me smile more" *offended gasp*

"Grumpy may throw insults and curses but that's just how they show their love" "no, you're just a massive dick" "See? I love you too buddy"

"You know not a day goes by that your face just lights up my day" "Yeah, well your face makes me see red, give me my damned personal space back!" "You know that's never going to happen, you're stuck with me"

"Grumpy, you should have more food stocked I your fridge" "BITCH! you're the one parading yourself in my fridge!" "That's right! let's go grocery shopping then!" "UNHAND ME!"

"COME ON DANCE GRUMPY! SHAKE THAT BOOTY!" "Stop! this booty is nonshakable from 5pm to 3pm!"

"Good morning my favorite grumpy!" "Stop, back away, do not approach until I have my coffee"

"Isn't this fun!?" "Only feeble minds would think this is fun" "Theen you suffering is my enjoyment, unless you have fun"

[forevagems]

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[asenseofsymmetry]

I cant wait to see their banters again

Me too. I love love love them so much.