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genuinely the funniest thing this monster could’ve said

#heinrich unheimlich is iconic help #this was probably my favorite episode in the whole podcast #10/10 I love monster statements #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 40 #the magnus protocol spoilers #heinrich unheimlich

If you want to survive, be polite to the monsters.

- Gwen *doesn't stare at Mr. Bonzo because he doesn't like eye contact (I can relate)*: leaves without problem

- Gwen *calls Ink5oul an idiot*: almost gets tattooed to death

- Colin *attacks FR3-D1*: gets reformatted

- Dane *threaten Heinrich Unheimlich with a gun*: is killed by toys

- Alice *shakes hands with Heinrich Unheimlich*: gets to sit in a 60€ chair

#monsters are people too #the magnus protocol #alice dyer #gwendolyn bouchard #heinrich unheimlich #tmagp #tmagp 40 #mr. bonzo

Don’t you just hate it when you’re expecting to meet with your friend and learn how to make video games to connect with the youth but you get catfished and a rude American insults the chair you bought (it cost 60 euro) but nevertheless you tell your new guests about yourself and even sing them a song and then the American criticises your lifestyle choices so you have to get your army of wooden puppets to kill him

#poor Heinrich didn’t deserve all that #Alice you better sit in his chair he paid good money for it #🪑#tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus protocol season 2 #tmagp season 2 #tmagp 40 #heinrich unheimlich

STEAL HIS LOOK

Long, matted black beard: €0

Slender fingers stained with wood varnish and children’s blood: €0

Deep eyes: €0

Teeth sharp as iron nails: €0

Nice chair: €60

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 40 #heinrich unheimlich #tmagp shitpost

the man loves his chairs, hes so polite :]

When i first heard his name i fully thought it was Heinrich und Heimlich and thought we were getting a Breekon and Hope variant but this is way better

Immediate favorite, bieg man