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[queerpanicking]

genuinely the funniest thing this monster could’ve said

[shackermalex]

If you want to survive, be polite to the monsters.

- Gwen *doesn't stare at Mr. Bonzo because he doesn't like eye contact (I can relate)*: leaves without problem

- Gwen *calls Ink5oul an idiot*: almost gets tattooed to death

- Colin *attacks FR3-D1*: gets reformatted

- Dane *threaten Heinrich Unheimlich with a gun*: is killed by toys

- Alice *shakes hands with Heinrich Unheimlich*: gets to sit in a 60€ chair

[beholdingstranger]

Don’t you just hate it when you’re expecting to meet with your friend and learn how to make video games to connect with the youth but you get catfished and a rude American insults the chair you bought (it cost 60 euro) but nevertheless you tell your new guests about yourself and even sing them a song and then the American criticises your lifestyle choices so you have to get your army of wooden puppets to kill him

[protocolmemaybe]

STEAL HIS LOOK

Long, matted black beard: €0

Slender fingers stained with wood varnish and children’s blood: €0

Deep eyes: €0

Teeth sharp as iron nails: €0

Nice chair: €60

[noodlesewp]

the man loves his chairs, hes so polite :]

When i first heard his name i fully thought it was Heinrich und Heimlich and thought we were getting a Breekon and Hope variant but this is way better

Immediate favorite, bieg man

[friedmagazinebouquet]

Bold words from a guy who is about to get disassembled by wooden puppets

[wolf-of-woke-street]

Okay so Heinrich Unheimlich was in contact with Colin and wanted his help with modernizing his craft and learning about video games, right?

I propose that this is the chair that the old-man-who-wants-to-be-hip-with-the-kids bought for his new IT guy friend

[some-zer0]

@ Heinrich Unheimlich: