#heirtothecorp

[indigenceinexcusable]

heirtothecorp started following you

D --> I venture to say you are Dirk D --> Hello

fuckno-puppets started following you

D --> Dave D --> Remove that 100d word from my sight this instant

themightyhuntress started following you

D --> Nepeta D --> Hello again

[tridentstab]

technotestified started following you

your hair doesnt give a flip about the laws of gravity does it is there a graveyard of used hairspray cans out there with your name on it

heirtothecorp started following you

shit someones dapper as fuck

lookit you with your fancy threads an monocle

gabblinggradatim started following you

atomicrevolutionary started following you

hey ladies hows it goin

[stillershades-blog]

heirtothecorp started following you

im n¤t a unic¤rn.  if thats why y¤ure here y¤ure g¤ing t¤ be greatly dissap¤inted because im n¤t one.  jesus

[plushpuppetmaster-blog]

Meet Dirk at the Park

You finish off the last of your beer, at least it was your first one of the day. You wouldn't want to be in public drunk because that has never ended well for you. The one is enough alcohol in your system to put you in a decent mood. In seconds you have your leather jacket slung over your shoulders and your keys stuffed in your pocket next to that spare package of cigarettes. 

Before leaving you leave a note for Dave in case he gets up wondering where his big bro went. You walk out of the building and down the road, for a good eight or so minutes before arriving at the park. Dirk should be here any second.

[neverendingpuzzlemurders]

heirtothecorp started following you

GREETINGS AND WELCOME TO MY BLOG. ER. DIRK?? 

HuH. I'M GOING TO SKIP ON THE DEATH THREATS AND CuT STRAIGHT TO THE CHASE HERE. THE FuCK IS GOING ON HERE. I'M CONFuSED. CARE TO TELL ME A BIT ABOuT YOuRSELF?

[jimmystealinganon]

Hello Dirk.

I see you there.

[jimmystealinganon]

It appears that i've just stolen his virgin jimmies.

And raped them.

There you go Dirk, you are no longer a virgin.

You're welcome~