#hell! hell! hell!

[partialbirthabortion]

asked my 20 year old groupmate what she had done over the weekend and she said she had gotten 400 DOLLARS WORTH OF LIP FILLER which wasn't even her first time getting lip filler!! and then another baby at the table chimed in that SHE HAD JUST GOTTEN LIP FILLER TOO

[ordinarytalk]

My supervisor: I almost didn't come today. I've been having a really hard time breathing since last night. :/ Me: Did you take a covid test? My supervisor: Nah, I don't have any tests.

Other supervisor: I've got one in my car.

My supervisor: No thanks. Besides, everybody in the meeting was coughing, they probably all have it. It doesn't matter.

[cowboyviolence]

I have to do one (1) task later today and keep losing chunks of time to the Brain Void 

[emordnilap-fr]

accents while you're working on them: 🌌crisp🌌 and 💠clean💠

accents after you resize them: the crunchiest deepfried jpeg looking image you've ever seen

[notquiteaghost]

that cool fun adhd hellscape where you foolishly think maybe you can accomplish some tasks before you have to do A Thing at a set time and then you’re sat in bed looking at the clock thinking okay it’s twelve pm and my therapy appt is at 2 and it takes me fifteen minutes to shower so i should do that, and the adhd pipes up to say but what if for the first time in your whole life it takes you two and a half hours to shower because you get possessed by a shampoo demon or something and because the passage of time is utterly incomprehensible to you you nod and say good point adhd it’s much safer to just sit here for two hours and do absolutely fuck all! And Then You Do!

[lesbiancolumbo]

[portmanteaurian]

was looking for my resume. found a pdf, checked it, it’s only like a year old and really only needs one major addition. great!

did a little more digging, found a .doc which i can actually edit, open it

right at the top it lists my address as one i moved away from in AUGUST 2017 and the rest of the information is similarly out of date