#hell au incorrect quote

[hellagency]

kirishima: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. bakugou: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. kirishima: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[hellagency]

hizashi, in a jail cell: What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! shouta, in the cell next to them: You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

[hellagency]

touya: BE A BETTER PERSON! keigo: WHY?! touya: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

[hellagency]

hitoshi: I wanna sleep for 40 hours. momo: You know that's called a coma, right? hitoshi: …That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now. *in another room* shouta: I wanna sleep for 40 hours. hizashi: You know that's called a coma, right? shouta: …That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.

[hellagency]

(when Aizawa is away) cementoss, eyeing the chaos of the first year dorms: Who's in charge here? mic, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

[hellagency]

hizashi, just trying to arrange dinner: Alright, what pizza toppings should we order? hitoshi: Anchovies and pineapple. himiko: I like beets! izuku: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza? shouta: I’m disowning all of you.

[hellagency]

sero: Damn, the power went out. kaminari: Don’t worry, I got this. *stomps foot* kirishima: What-? kaminari: *Sketchers light up*

[hellagency]

tomura: *spins around in chair ominously* I’ve been expecting y- *chair continues to spin* shit *tries to stop spinning* shit *tries to grab a table to stop spinning* sHIT *falls out of chair*