#hell fucking no

[hoodzgyal]

this nigga just threatened to get me pregnant he’s getting blocked wtf

[pallythesimp]

im this 🤏close to making a wave Vudu doll, careful you little trimblefuck

[kim-soleum-always-works]

Tweaking out every time it gets to the actual horror bit of the webtoon is so fun cause I'm living the true Kim Soleum experience

[on-a-lucky-tide]

There's a question that I hate even more than "when are you having kids/you'd be such a good parent", and it's the marriage one. I've stopped pulling punches.

Them: Why aren't you married yet? It's been 16 years.

Me: Because marriage is built on subjugation, ownership and misery. Statistically, your marriage is going to end in divorce, and you'll be forced to share your pension with someone you're not even with. Enjoy.

[falllpoutboy]

oh whoever sent me that ask with the twitter link LMAOO im sorry but we dont platform that user here

[aewfanclub]

Hell nahhhhh.🫣

[rottingworship]

I reached 100 followers and I love all of you and will give you all kisses!!

I wanna say thanks for being here and also I genuinely adore seeing you all interact with me! I'm very, very afraid (got that sopping wet dog energy 😔) but I want to talk to literally all of you. If you ever wanna talk to me, please do. I'm begging you... Groveling, down on my knees 🙏

I'm waaaay too anxious to start conversations but I love conversations!!! I promise, you won't be annoying me 👉👈

P.S. I reaaaaally love when people 'spam' my notifications. I know some people don't... But when I get notifs i eat them, so really you're feeding me !!