Oct 18, 2025
“any room can be a rage room if you just give me a second.”
– The Hellion
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“any room can be a rage room if you just give me a second.”
– The Hellion
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Title: Sightseeing Tour Fandom: Darkest Dungeon Rating: Teen Word Count: 1449 Characters: Hellion, Antiquarians Ships: None specifically. Summary: One-shot genfic. This was inspired by one of the in-game named party combinations. Hellion with 3 Antiquarians is Sightseeing Tour, meant for the Hellion escorting the much weaker members through. It stuck with me, a warrior babysitting 3 appraisers who can barely hold their own. ===== Standing outside the ruins, the Hellion thought not for the first time about how much she regretted this. She was a skilled warrior, a jagged glaive glinting as it ripped the night and all its inhabitants in twain. And tonight... a glorified babysitter.
The three who'd approached her looked much more at home in a library than a dungeon. The least-timid one introduced them as Antiquarians. Scholars, appraisers, archaeologists. Three who were very interested in scavenging, but very not built for it. She knew right away she'd regret it but...
Their coins were a persuasive argument.
Plague Doctor: Alright Boudica, what’s two plus two?
Hellion: well the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges divided by four pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.
Plague Doctor: No, no! That’s Coulomb’s Law.
Hellion: Oh, right, sorry! Two plus two? That's easy. 22.