this is... the dankest dungeon

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“any room can be a rage room if you just give me a second.”

– The Hellion

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hey. is the crusader wearing the highwayman’s scarf.

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does anyone know a site that you can post fanfic to that’s NOT AO3, I hate how their uploader works and also all that other shit but I’ve had a fanfic idea since like 2019 and the squeakuel has given me good material for it

[saltyfinalboss]

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Highwayman: Are you a licensed doctor?

Plague Doctor: I have a crow mask.

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Plague Doctor: Alright Boudica, what’s two plus two?

Hellion: well the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges divided by four pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.

Plague Doctor: No, no! That’s Coulomb’s Law.

Hellion: Oh, right, sorry! Two plus two? That's easy. 22.

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BIG THANKS to everyone who showed up 2 the stream, i'll likely be streaming it Again in the future so keep your eyes peeled for when i (looks at VOD) publicly party wipe in front of wayne june & everyone

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FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

BE THERE BE THERE BE THEREE AS THE IDDQ MOD PLAYS DARKEST DUNGEON DOS FOR THE FIRST TIME

LAUGH IN HORROR AND RIDICULE! BACKSEAT GAME IN ANGUISH AS I MAKE MISTAKE AFTER MISTAKE! TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DAAAAAAY

WE'LL GIVE YOU THE WHOLE CHANNEL BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGEEE

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bravo! bravo!

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Jester: What a lovely Christmas wraith.

Vestal: Don’t you mean wreath?

Jester: No, I mean wraith.

[The Jester points to the wraith screeching through the graveyard.]

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Heir: I’m going to get my Ancestor what he always wanted.

Highwayman: What, a Pizza Hut in the hamlet?

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A lady just dropped a steak while I was at Aldi. I said whoops now it’s ground beef. She didn’t laugh or seem slightly amused but that’s showbiz baby

The Jester

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Bounty Hunter: Huh.

Abomination: What is it, Bounty Hunter? What’s the “huh”? Because usually it’s “hrm.”

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I’m about to drop an absolutely scalding take on y’all

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the flagellant is literally just darkest dungeon’s version of the joker

PROOF:

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I’m about to drop an absolutely scalding take on y’all

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Plague Doctor: Let's go find out what makes the Forbidden Valley so forbidden.

Grave Robber: Eh, no thanks. I'm good.

Plague Doctor: But there's probably some cool forbidden stuff you can steal!

Grave Robber: I don't know. For the first time in my life, I feel like... I've stolen enough.

Plague Doctor: (slaps her across the face) Snap out of it.

Grave Robber: Sorry, I don't know what came over me. Let's go!

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darkest dungeon fandom how the fuck are we feeling.