#hello jon

[404itcannotbeseen]

"I asked chatgpt" Okay, well I read the statement of Hazel Rutter regarding a fire in her childhood home Original statement given August 9th, 1992 Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, The Archivist Statement begins Hello, John Apologies for the deception, but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading

[stripysockstumb]

[lokimotiva]

[EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER]

The only time this fine specimen of a man got his hands dirty and you bet he looked gorgeous doing it. Not a spot of blood on that expensive suit

Ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched twink or whatever the line was.

[masochist-marmot]

I'm glad to see that the TMA fandom is keeping the art of rickrolling alive in the form of Hello Jon, apologies for the deception

[romanticizing-life11111]

my name is NJ, prns she/her (they/them is chill too)

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is gaeilgeoir me!

i play DND and enjoy drawing, playing music, gaming, and over analysing things

INFP

i am a minor, keep it sfw

don’t be afraid to spam my asks box, i love answering them

my art blog is @ealaion-nj11111 (i need to post more often on that thing omg)

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some of my fandoms are

Stranger Things, The Magnus Archives, Welcome To Nightvale, It, Epic: The Musical, FNAF, Mouthwashing, Arcane, Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss, Deltarune, Hamilton, The Amazing Digital Circus, Gravity Falls, Doctor Who, Murder Drones, Iron Lung, Steven Universe and probably many more i'm forgetting.

musicians/bands/groups I like

Nirvana, Felix Hagan & The Family, Arctic Monkeys, Conan Gray, Metallica, Gigi Perez, The Neighbourhood, The Living Tombstone, TV Girl, Green Day, The Killers, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Epic: The Musical (/the cast) Lemon Demon, Jhariah, MARINA, Kingfishr, girl in red, Seb Lowe, Kate Bush, Bo Burnham, sombr, Will Wood, Shadrow, Chappel Roan, The Crane Wives, David Bowie, The Cure, MSI, Weezer (nyew nyew nyew nyew nyew nyew nyew nyew nyew), TROY, Tally Hall, Moby, Fleetwood Mac, twenty one pilots, My Chemical Romance, Mt. Joy

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ehhh... moots!

@sages-dick-joke-mutual is my cousin. he's the best. also the tag "Nj cousin" on any of his posts is me :D

@driseoga gaeilgeoir moot!! also quite funny

@willofdpeople always tags me in things and also has an extremely comforting presence for some reason

@chaos-triangle that's the boss

@mikeandwillsweddingofficiant lowkey famous moot? also the venn diagram of interests is a circle bro

@angels-haven-official fellow horror podcast enjoyer

@eye-prophet similar fandoms and interests :)

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[solely-ashes]

Youtube video titled "hi." that has Elias picking up a ukulele singing in the most upbeat tune 🪕 "hello Jon, apologies for the deception but I wanted to make sure you started-" 🪕

[iveneveze]

So i was practicing calligraphy.

[rqgender]

Today's gender wanted to make sure you started reading.