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my name is NJ, prns she/her (they/them is chill too)

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is gaeilgeoir me!

i play DND and enjoy drawing, playing music, gaming, and over analysing things

INFP

i am a minor, keep it sfw

don’t be afraid to spam my asks box, i love answering them

my art blog is @ealaion-nj11111 (i need to post more often on that thing omg)

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some of my fandoms are

Stranger Things, The Magnus Archives, Welcome To Nightvale, It, Epic: The Musical, FNAF, Mouthwashing, Arcane, Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss, Deltarune, Hamilton, The Amazing Digital Circus, Gravity Falls, Doctor Who, Murder Drones, Iron Lung, Steven Universe and probably many more i'm forgetting.

musicians/bands/groups I like

Nirvana, Felix Hagan & The Family, Arctic Monkeys, Conan Gray, Metallica, Gigi Perez, The Neighbourhood, The Living Tombstone, TV Girl, Green Day, The Killers, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Epic: The Musical (/the cast) Lemon Demon, Jhariah, MARINA, Kingfishr, girl in red, Seb Lowe, Kate Bush, Bo Burnham, sombr, Will Wood, Shadrow, Chappel Roan, The Crane Wives, David Bowie, The Cure, MSI, Weezer (nyew nyew nyew nyew nyew nyew nyew nyew nyew), TROY, Tally Hall, Moby, Fleetwood Mac, twenty one pilots, My Chemical Romance, Mt. Joy

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ehhh... moots!

@sages-dick-joke-mutual is my cousin. he's the best. also the tag "Nj cousin" on any of his posts is me :D

@driseoga gaeilgeoir moot!! also quite funny

@willofdpeople always tags me in things and also has an extremely comforting presence for some reason <3

@chaos-triangle that's the boss

@mikeandwillsweddingofficiant lowkey famous moot? also the venn diagram of interests is a circle bro

@angels-haven-official fellow horror podcast enjoyer

@eye-prophet has similar fandoms and interests to me :)

@frog-lord-offical super super awesomesauce (aka @jane4real-777 )

@xx-s3werr4t-xx irl friend. he just got on here lol

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lil-tumbles

Count Binface is a national fucking treasure.

For anyone who doesn't know what's going on right now - the UK is going through a far-right rise, spearheaded in politics by an asshat named Nigel Farage, who after many years of terrorising various other parties, has started a party of his own, Reform UK, whose policies are largely about deporting as many people as possible and giving more money to the already wealthy. Despite this, he's trying to position Reform as the "party of the people". He has been an independent MP for Clacton for a while, and a couple days ago he resigned, triggering a by-election, and announced he was running as a Reform candidate. Important note: you cannot be the prime minister if you aren't an MP.

The point here, apart from to distract from a recent donation scandal (he failed to declare a £5mil donation to him/his party), is to legitimise reform's presence. To go up against the other parties and win shows that the people actually want reform. Immediately, every other major party declared that they weren't going to run, meaning he'd be running against no one - even if he wins, it would be a hollow victory. It makes him look like the fool he is, and delegitimises what he's doing.

But wait, who's that coming in with a steel bin? It's Count Binface, Britain's favourite comedic act, a man who wears a bin over his head and runs in every by-election he can! Where no one would have stood against Farage, he stepped in, and is now the ONLY CANDIDATE RUNNING AGAINST FARAGE. This is beautiful. This is amazing. This makes what Farage is doing look even more ridiculous.

People of Clacton, you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever istg don't waste it

Anyway. Enjoy this picture of Britain's national treasure:

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earhartsease

people in the uk are like "but what if binface wins?!" as if the track record of reform councillors etc doesn't make it an absolute certainty that binface will do a better job

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q-branch-official

(praying feverishly) PLEASE let Count Binface beat Nigel Farage in clacton…PLEASE….Please…

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friedwizardwhispers

sweetfirebird

So I saw some people remarking that they didn't understand why "liberals" are focusing on the disaster of the Reflecting Pool paint job, and ok so when you see stuff like that, I need you to remember we are dealing with a wannabe strongman. Anything that makes him look ineffectual, wasteful, and incredibly stupid-- you get that between your teeth and you don't let go. Especially *especially* when it involves laughing at him.

Also... it is funny. Except for the poor ducks, it's funny. Man lost a war to algae. His "American Flag Blue" is green and slimy and the paint is peeling off, and all before his big 4th of July show that no musicians want to play. It's funny. Point and laugh. That is fighting fascism, actually.

shower-thoughts-last-responder

That's an incredible headline

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politedemon

funniest possible outcomes of the clacton byelection:

a) no other party stands and it ends up being farage vs count binface. binface wins.

b) farage wins, the investigation into his donation continues, he's found to have breached standards and is forced to resign again, triggering another byelection

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landoverwater

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i’m gonna keep spamming binface vs farage posts with the timmy turner image because of my deep and vitriolic hatred for the british. it is a mockery of their excuse of a country

big-angry-autistic-owl-lover

With the recent political news, I’d like to publicly announce my support…

FOR COUNT BINFACE TO WIN THE BY ELECTION AND BECOME MP FOR CLACTON!!!!!!

(Or maybe the Greens)

#BIN26

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jen-kollic

I am fucking loving how shit-scared the UK right-wing is of a man with a bin on his head. Now that Count Binface might actually win the Clacton byelection they're desperately trying to smear him with such gems as:

"He's anti-Brexit!" Good.

"He's anti-Trump!" Good.

"He's anti-establishment!" At this point I think you're just trying to make me like him more.

"His manager once called Farage a horrible cunt!" Well Farage *is* a horrible cunt, what's your point?

"He's making a joke of British politics!" Well that's very appropriate given that current British politics *are* a fucking joke.

"He's a left-wing liberal elitist!" I don't know if you can be all of those things at once, but I do know that Count Binface isn't the one getting millions in donations from cryptocurrency billionaires sooooooo...

Vote change. Vote Binface.

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charlesoberonn

There's a non-zero chance that a prominent British fascist will lose his parliament seat (in a by-election he himself called) to a man wearing a garbage bin on his head.

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rhube

Is Tumblr aware of Count Binface, current hope for our nation?

Let me explain:

Grotesque fascist grifter, Nigel Farage, is the leader of Reform, the racist far right party he created because UKIP got what it wanted (Brexit) and it sucked.

Having tried and failed to be an MP many times (but somehow getting more screentime than any Liberal Democrat or Green politician), he finally succeeded in the last election because people were so overwhelmingly pissed off with the Conservatives, and many right-wing people saw Reform as the new Conservative Party; partly because it's full of rejects from the Conservative Party.

Speculation: he doesn't really want to be an MP, he wants to be a fascist grifter. He's annoyed by suggestions he do things like Be In His Constituency and Serve His Constituents.

He's recently been caught having accepted a VERY large amount of money from some unsavory people that he insists was a totally legitimate 'donation' and not breaking any rules.

Only it did break the rules and it's very clear that it did and things are in motion to hold him to account.

To avoid this, he has resigned as an MP, saying this is a protest at his treatment by the 'establisment' (he is a rich fascist grifter, but he likes to cosplay as a Man of the People). This has triggered a by-election, in which he is standing, with the hope that the people of his constituency will either elect him in a resounding win, indicating they don't care that he's corrupt (having not heard everything the investigation is uncovering), or someone from Labour or the Conservatives will win and he can swan off to America, free to grift again because of what the 'establishment' did to him.

Only, all the major political parties have agreed not to stand, stating openly that this is an obvious stunt and they won't legitimise it. So if he doesn't win, he can't say it was because he was too much of a rebel and the Establishment went against him, he'll just be a loser, which doesn't play too well with the right-wingers he wants to grift. And if he does get back in the investigation will go forward without any kind of 'mandate' from his constituency buoying him up.

But. There is another option.

COUNT BINFACE IS RUNNING.

Count Binface is part of the grand British tradition of joke candidates who stand as a protest option. They usually don't get enough votes to get their deposit back (which is supposed to deter unserious people) but they don't care, because DEMOCRACY.

Of course, Count Binface has never won, but it is hilarious to see a completely serious pathetic fascist concede defeat while standing next to a man with a bin on his head to whom they are democratically equal.

But if nobody else is standing. And if enough people in Clacton-on-Sea are finally cheesed off enough with Farage not doing anything for them, there is just a chance that one of the funniest things to ever happen in politics will happen.

Imagine. Imagine for just a moment that the Grotesque Fascist not only loses, but loses to Count Binface.