May 10, 2019
ITS HAPPENED!!!!
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ITS HAPPENED!!!!
Hello Lucifer it is strange that you found me but hello
'I CAN FINALLY UNSTAN LUCIFER' IM SCREAMING OMFG
sorry this is so late omg but yesssss im unstanning sir lucifer aka brian aka young k ( why does he have so many goddamn names ugh?!?!)
phew! must've been a close call with alignment but i'm on my way to the chaos ending!
*posts something about hell* *gets 66 notes* *prepares to die*
I'm sitting in a five star resort in a foreign country and while most girls my age would be getting a tan or flirting with a cute guy by the pool, I'm on my phone laughing hysterically to the point where I can't breathe because of the dashcon tag on tumblr. I regret nothing.
I just noticed. 666 followers.
apocalypse update from finland
everything has frozen over and covered in white heroin-like powder
people are freezing to death inside their houses
the cars won't start and people are starting to panic
so far everything is normal except that mark pellegrino is riding a polar bear outside my window