Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Mike Driver
Janaina Medeiros
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
@theartofmadeline
NASA
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DEAR READER
titsay
dirt enthusiast
noise dept.
Three Goblin Art
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Today's Document
JBB: An Artblog!
Cosmic Funnies
izzy's playlists!
YOU ARE THE REASON
if i look back, i am lost
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@mildblackout
Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.
"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."
Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.
This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins
Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing
Back when God was still listening
bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?
well if you close your eyes
No good. It almost feels like nothing changed at all
they should make games 8 gb again
who the hell do u think u are
My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime
SHUT
Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta
Last timeloop I gave you my heart....
but the very next day... I gave you my heart....
This year... Is the same year... I'm stuck in an endless timeloop
Best thing my grandfather ever taught me is that you’ve gotta let yourself grunt and groan when you’re doing something difficult. Makes it easier.
Next time you lift something heavy go gggrrraaaugggghhhh ugh hurf really loudly. If it’s hard to get up in the morning, moan and groan while you do it. When reaching for something you can’t quite get, go hhhrrraaauuugghhbadar about it.
Makes everything easier.
My grandpa has been disabled in one form or another since he was in his early 20s and he worked in construction until his 50s. He knows about doing hard things. Whenever I was helping him with moving things as a kid he always told me to grunt and groan real loud about it. Makes it easier, he said. And it does. It always, always does. Making a real loud noise and complaining about it always makes it better.
In addition to the psychological benefits, grunting also stops you from reflexively holding your breath when you strain your muscles. Hard work is easier when you breathe.
Relatedly, this is the reason that martial artists are always making "huah!" sounds.
That last part is true! The sounds have a purpose!
tozozozo
genuinely cant stop thinking about whatever early human first looked a literal wolf full in the face and thought domestication would be fun but ALSO cant stop thinking about the ENTIRE early human tribe that absolutely did NOT think to stop them
HOLD THE PHONE
Slightly related: I read a book by Rick McIntyre, who was official Wolf Guy at Yellowstone Park for 25 years (and studied wolves for 40 yrs total). He describes how, when they’re alone, wolves—both adults and pups—will pick up sticks or bones or bits of animal skin and toss them around to entertain themselves, the way you might toss a ball up and down. They essentially play catch by themselves.
So if wolves do this by themselves, in nature, that means that we saw them playing this game and thought “huh, that wolf enjoys fetching the stick it’s throwing for itself, maybe I could throw it further and it would like that more?” And thus began our two species’ mutual favourite game to play together
But the point is that they invented fetch
they made fetch happen
