#hellololipyon

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Skyler and I are literally having a pity party war.

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#which is funny#because as we both know#we're the worlds biggest walking liability.

I'm laughing harder than I should be. 

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One time my friend had a pressure headache and she didn't realize it (how can you not realize such a thing?) and she asked Skyler what was happening and why her eyes hurt, so Skyler and I decided to have fun with it and we told her that the liquid in her eye was starting to freeze and the only way to stop it from freezing was to blink in rapid secession. The best part? SHE DID IT. IN PUBLIC. She blinked a shit load of times in public because she thought the liquid in her eye was freezing.  

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Excuse me ma'am. They're disturbing the peace!

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I was tagged by 1dfix586. Rules: 1. Always Post The Rules. 2. Answer the questions the person tagged you and write 11 new ones 3. Tag new people and link them to the post 4. Let them know you tagged them

Questions:

1) What does your last text message say? By 'math' i mean laying in bed on tumblr all day and not showering until 4.

2) Name one song you’d like played at your funeral Ummm. That one song that goes like "Follow me everything is alright. I'll be the one to tuck you in at night. and if you want to leave I can guarantee you won't find nobody else like me". That song is my jam. 

3) With whom from Tumblr would you like to have beers and/or a slice of pie? you are asking  some really good questions. umm. Can i skip this question?

4) What would your last meal be? Angel hair pasta with my grandma's secret sauce. i'd eat it everyday if i could

5) Favorite candy? Does a container of icing count as candy? 

6) Do you poop at the same time every day? I've never paid attention. Maybe?

7) Please describe your sleeping position. Here we go; I fall asleep on my left side with my legs stretched out and my arms wrapped around my teddy bear (her name is Leah) and i wake up on my stomach. Was that detailed enough?

8) Would you like to hula hoop with me? Yes, please. As long as you dont laugh at me. I'm really bad at hula hooping. 

9) How do you take your coffee and/or tea? I don't. Tea and coffee are gross

10) What does your deodorant smell like? I totally did not just sniff my pits. Coconut Butter?

11) What is your favorite musical?

Wicked! I've seen it 8 times.

MY QUESTIONS FOR YOU:

Tell me about your favorite pet? (if doesn't have to be yours, it can be a friends, relative, etc.)

Talk about your hatred for math.

Last time you picked your nose?

Describe your best friend.

Most embarrassing moment with said friend?

What color is the carpet in the room you are currently in?

Favorite TV show? Please explain.

What did you have for breakfast?

Mouth breather or nose breather?

Stupidest thing you have ever said?

Talk about how much you love me.