#hellsing family

[shelfperson]

hellsing memes for the dykish soul

[glitchy-bunx]

I've returned.... brother...

- @onyx-the-dhampir

“I was worried. Thought the Vatican may have…obliterated you. I’m just glad you’re safe! Don’t mind me asking, buuuut…where have you been??”

[bookwormmedz]

Hellsing fam and their fav sports?

Let's go! - Medinah

Alucard

He likes golf. You better believe he dresses dapper every time he goes out to do his thing.

He has custom-made and personally engraved golf clubs that he uses. They are created and crafted from the highest quality materials.

It's not often but Walter joins him from time to time for a little contest of skill. Walter ends up winning the majority of the time.

Seras Victoria

She doesn't really like sports. Funnily enough she prefers children's games like tag and hide and seek. She also likes skipping.

She has become notoriously known in the household for holding mansion-wide hide and seek games with Pip that everyone (secretly) wants to be a part of.

Likes to watch Sir Integra during sporting sessions. Enjoys her dedication and focus.

Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing

Integra regularly partakes in fencing sessions. She has been extremely talented with the rapier since she was a young woman and could easily wound someone in their vital spots whilst wielding one.

She can be spotted at the Hellsing Estate outdoor shooting range on her mornings off, hitting targets with inhuman precision. It's no joke to say she can hold her own if any of the Hellsing Estate members were not present.

She keeps herself well and conditioned by boxing. She hits pads daily with Walter and also goes for frequent runs along the Estate's numerous pathways.

As a leisure spot, she loves horse riding. The Estate has a small and discreet stable of horses which Integra selected herself. She has spent many afternoons feeding and grooming them.

Pip Bernadotte

Pip likes cricket and rounders. He champions group sports and says they are healthy to keep relationships amongst groups of people fresh and amicable. The only person who ends up playing with him is Seras though, that too in the dead of the night when she has the advantage.

It's not really a sport but he loves playing cards with Walter and Alucard in the evenings. He's got a good sleight of hand but it barely works when contesting with Walter and Alucard. Pip has realized it's best to keep the card games clean and fair.

Pip likes winter sports too. He likes to go skiing in the Alps now and then, and he also loves to ice skate during the festive season.

Walter C. Dornez

Walter is a snooker connoiseur. He usually plays solo games to keep up his rhythm and skill, but occasionally he has the pleasure of playing with Sir Integra, who graciously makes the journey down to his games room to humour a match or two. He does end up winning every single one though, Walter's just too good.

He also loves to pass the time during breaks from work to play darts. Walter hits the mark with pinpoint accuracy and enjoys testing it from varying distances.

It's not always the case, but he'll sometimes go out with Sir Integra for a healthy game of badminton. Sir Integra is quite athletic and great at the sport, but Walter gives her substantial competition. A rare match of badminton is always followed by a delightful lunch or teatime treat.

[shelfperson]

more bad hellsing memes because i love them

[shelfperson]

favorite recurring bit in the hellsing manga is when at the end of chapters alucard and seras start doing this

and integra’s just like

[shelfperson]

come on now try and understand // the way i feel under your command // take my hand as the sun descends // they can’t touch you now, can’t touch you now, can’t touch you now…

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sometimes… a family is a lesbian and her two scary dogs in a 24/7 bdsm relationship. and i think that’s beautiful.

[bookwormmedz]

Alsoooooooo, poetry competition b/w s/o and hellsing fam. Headcanons. 😊

Hello again my fun friend! I’m not sure who s/o is with in this circumstance so I’ll just base it around the concept of poetry comps with the Hellsing family! Let’s get cracking! - Medinah

Alucard

1) Highkey can’t believe that he was woken up and ordered to participate in a poetry competition by Integra. His pompous butt thinks he’s too good for and beyond things like this. Only participates because s/o is visiting.

2) He has a very active thought scape and this comes to be of advantage to him.. Reckons he can win without trying. Although he is unenthusiastic about the whole thing, he finds it endearing that s/o gets so worked up over it. 

3) Finds himself chuckling at the apparent distress his fledging Seras is experiencing when she is racking her brain for ideas. S/o nudges him and tells him not to be so mean. 

Walter

1) Walter takes this kind of thing very seriously and doesn’t like to lose. He’s highly competitive and will go out of character to boast to s/o how he’ll win the competition full sweep. 

2) Spouts poetic excellence whenever he opens him mouth really, which has him assured he will win. Integra thinks he is so obnoxious and this makes s/o giggle.

3) Poems will most likely be based on introspection and riddled with hidden messages. He will plant one or two very affectionate little messages embedded within the poems that he knows s/o will spot. 

4) Encourages s/o to give it her best while also trying to give her tips in an indirect way, that cheeky butler. 

Seras

1) Good lord she’s a cute, helpless wreck and has no idea how to write poems! She never really concentrated in school and so she insists that s/o helps her if she hopes to stand a fighting chance. 

2) Is kinda frustrated that it is very un-British of her to not know even basic poetry form and pacing! S/o tells Seras to chin up and channel her nature into her writing. 

3) Seras ends up writing very simple, honest and effective poetry that blows everyone away! She is really grateful that S/o had faith in her. 

Integra

1) The one to obviously propose the competition after being challenged by Walter on the topic. She’s very confrontational and won’t back down. Shows she is confident and is secretly nervous. S/o smiles at her to make her feel better to which Integra blushes in response. S/o is known in the household as the only person that can make Integra react in such a way.

2) Writes poetry with conviction. S/o loves the concentrated look Integra wears whenever she puts pen to paper. It is truly breathtaking. 

3) Makes an extremely cute and distressed face when the subject or topic doesn’t meet her tastes and says she can call it off anyway since she proposed. S/o is highly entertained by this dorky side of Integra!

[thehellsingorganization]

C..Can someone please draw the Hellsing fam as the Addams Family?